It's odd that cars in Britain have air conditioning in anticipation of hot weather. Gotta love their optimism though. Kinda like a fat girl carrying round a rape alarm, amirite?
With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
@RunThePacific OH MY GOD! You're posting from the future! JK, my time zones are screwed up.

You said JK, and I totes thought you were talking to J.K. Rowling.
Cool story, I know.

Feeling good about your body and having confidence feels better than a piece of cake will ever taste, amirite?

So that reminded me of that quote "skinny feels better than food tastes" or something like that and I always hated it, but I love the way you worded this post. It's so much more accepting!

I kind of hate you a little bit.

You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?

This actually happens? Shit, now when I'm writing my essays I have to actually read them...

It surprises you that Kesha is near genius with an IQ of 140 and scored 1500 on her SATs, amirite?
@Skr3wBall Lil Wayne was a straight A student, and honor student til he dropped out when he was 14

That's not saying much, 14 is 8th or 9th grade? He barely made it in highschool, where the challenging classes that prove your intelligence actually are.

When you mess up or do something stupid, your mom thinks it's your new hobby. Ex: "This is my daughter; she likes to make out with the neighbors.", amirite?

I don't understand why parents think they're funny when everyone repeatedly insists they are not.

Instead of doing real life dissections on poor innocent animals, students should do a virtual dissection on the animal instead. That way, they can learn the same terminology, plus it would be less sad, amirite?
@Miss_Anthrope Killing anything to eat it is just as bad as killing it for an experiment.

I respectfully disagree. Humans are omnivores, killing animals for food is natural. C'est la vie.

If I'm José, Amirite?
The cafeteria in your school isn't divided into jocks, geeks, goths, etc. like it's portrayed in some TV shows/movies, amirite?

Nah, it's way more subtle. Someone from a different school wouldn't be able to see the lines, but they're there. It's mainly just cool people vs. uncool people, and in those groups are more intricately drawn groups. Highschool man. It's a bitch.

The human being is actually a pathetic animal. We don't have sharp teeth or sharp talons for hunting, we don't have wings and we don't have fur for warmth, amirite?

Despite that, we are at the top of the food chain. So no, we are not a pathetic species.

@Tater Wanna not comment on posts from over two months ago? It's a competition because it's competitive--- but there's not...

Not to get into this, but your competition argument isn't valid. Gymnastics is competitive, and it is judged, but it is definitely a real sport.

Most atheists are spoiled white teenagers, amirite?
@Are you middle class or higher? Have you ever been in a situation that needed a miracle? You ARE spoiled, so at...

Just because someone is middle class or higher doesn't mean they are spoiled. Spoiled is defined by the ruining of one's character by indulgence. Since you don't know every white teenager who happens to be middle or upper class, please stop saying we're all spoiled.

Girls: you're happy with the way your boobs look, amirite?

Am I the only one who thinks boobs just in general look really weird without a bra? I feel like they lose all their sex appeal once the bra is off.

The American Government should shut all electricity off for one day just to screw with people. amirite?

This is funny if you don't think about it. There are hospitals that need electricity, and imagine how many robberies would happen if thieves knew there was no camera or security system to catch them.