Car's ruined. Time to buy a new one.
Oh yea, I once saw this guy drink from a straw and it was totally gay, except it wasn't a straw, it was a penis.
I've never understood these alternative spellings. I've seen Taylor written as T-heylar.
tsk tsk, motherfucker.
"pizza for one please"
Made me think of this:
At first I thought this was like, some thought experiment. Then I got to the bottom and teehee's were had. Bravo.
inb4 people trying to ride off the success of the original joke - dammit, too late.
...different sex's aren't different species
I don't give a fuck what I look like. I'mall like
I hear she can fit more than one in