Eminem is the only person who can swear in every sentence and not sound like a douche, amirite?
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
@1249927

@1250215 (Axolotl): You've already got the unquestioning loyalty of someone who's just joined today... I don't know whether to compare you to Jesus or Hitler.

You don't have to believe in God, to believe in what He stands for, amirite?
@1261131

"If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, then his father and his mother shall ... say to the elders of his town, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death." - Deut 21

How about you read the Bible before you pledge alliegence to it?

Soon, they're going to invent a machine that allows you to put a DVD into the player without having to get up. amirite?

They have. Unfortunately, Abraham Lincoln banned slavery before it could be used to its full potential.

While you were busy playing CoD I was busy tactically inserting inside your girlfriend. amirite?

While you were doing that with my girlfriend, I was using Extreme Conditioning on your sister. Her Sleight of Hand had me Sonic Boom all over her face with Steady Aim. But I had no Stopping Power. I had to Double Tap that ass. We were on her Last Stand and all of a sudden our Dead Silence ran out and your mother walked in. She was Eavesdropping the whole time, and now she wanted in.

Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?

Are you fucking kidding me?

How about we call it "Jmayrod Post of the Day," since that is what it is becoming.

You wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met any of Andy's mom's toys, especially since they probably have the same names, amirite?
@jiggles117 what does it mean?

It's so bright, so vivid…

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
@justanotherfangirl Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

You just keep telling yourself that when you're in hell for molesting that little girl.

Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
@LittleRed I hope you know that I now plan on marrying a man scout.

leans on table in seductive pose I just so happen to be an eagle manscout.

They should have April fools week, so your friends won't know when to expect it, amirite?
@1141192

I agree. "n" perfectly sums up this post. Thanks for your comment.

You've got to wonder why it's only a black history month. The Jews went through a hell of a lot more, and they don't get a month. The Native Americans were completely kicked out of their own country, and they don't get a month. This is one of the least complained about forms of racism, amirite?

You've got to wonder why it's only a black history month. The whites did a lot more awesome shit, and they don't get a month. They completely dominated another race and kicked them off their land, like bosses, and they don't get a month. This is one of the least complained about forms of racism, amirite?

Hooters: because chicken tastes better with a boner, amirite?

(lolSHUTTHEFUCKUP)

Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?

This logic is flawed. Have you seen how small Asians' cars are?

You were always a bit scared to look at a guy's penis until you started dating a guy that you really liked. Then it was kind of easy, amirite?
@Montana WELL IT MUST OF BEEN THERE NUTS. I'VE ONLY SEEN SCHOOL DIAGRAMS!

You're always welcome to come to my sex ed demonstrations, ladies. Nothing like hands-on learning when it comes to penises.