Boomerangs are Australia's largest exports and imports, amirite?
Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?

I prefer to learn my lessons from the mistakes of idiots like you.

Just once you'd like to go out in public and not get mobbed by hundreds of adoring fans, amirite?

ikr? I feel like Squidward in the episode where he turns handsome. Only it's everyday of my life.

If I found evidence that a dark-skinned politician was embezzling money but sent him a letter on onyx-colored stationary promising not to tell if he cut me a share then I just sent blackmail on black mail to a black male, amirite?
Sure opposites attract. But there's a reason why no one says opposites stay together. amirite?
If you are what you eat, then Lord Voldemort was a unicorn, amirite?
@Roy I'm eating chips.

Wow, this Zubat is almost as annoying as the original Zubat. Except you troll on POTDs instead of Mt. Moon.

You should write a fake journal claiming you've done monumental stuff, so if you ever develop amnesia, you're gonna think you're freakin' AWESOME! amirite?

I just realized that Ann Frank trolled us. Hard.

Guys: you don't understand the Harry Potter vs. Twilight hate. If Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart did a lesbian porn scene together, you'd watch it, and it'd be hot. Why can't we all just get along, amirite?
Freshmen have feelings too, amirite?
When you are at the store and thee is the rack of sunglasses you have to try on basically every pair, amirite?

Thee? Things just got biblical up in this bitch.

If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?
@Chromana Lol, it is indeed epic. Where the fuck is this used in the OS?

It's so the Asian child laborers don't kill themselves while testing the sound system.

It sucks when someone says, "Bear with me" but they don't and you're stuck there growling by yourself, amirite?

It's even more awkward in the spring.

Amirite should have an Ebay account. Think about how much money could be made by auctioning off a position as a mod or a date with Anthony, amirite?
@Amish_Allosaurus Is prostitution legal in England?

No. But neither is being as awesome as Ant.

Girls: It would be good to be reincarnated as a bear. You could eat constantly for half the year and sleep the other half. Your partner would expect you to be fat and hairy. You'd give birth to babies the size of walnuts in your sleep, and by the time you'd wake they'd be cute fuzzy cubs. If they misbehaved you could just swat at them and the other bears wouldn't question your parenting. amirite?

But on the downside you will be associated with Sarah Palin.

My first word should have been "quote", so that right before I die I could say "end-quote", amirite?
@Mute?! That's offensive to remote controls!

Dear God. Please. Don't do this to us.