I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@987538

Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

It's always awkward when you ring a doorbell and aren't quite sure if it actually rung or not. You don't want to ring it again because you'll seem rude, but if you didn't ring it, how would they know you're there, amirite?

At that point it is acceptable to simply kick the door in, SWAT-style.

Since the Egyptians don't have internet they should just be called Gyptians now, amirite?

Holy shit no comments on the POTD? Gotta think of something witty fast.... eh.. THIS POTD SUCKS! Yeah, that'll do.

Anne Frank was the most inspiring Muslim story you've ever heard, amirite?

It's probably my favorite parable in the Qur'an. Either that or Romeo and Juliet.

If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?
@ThatOneNut Or Command R

No, Macfags won't be allowed to enjoy this delicious drink.

I always hear people say, "I'm not a racist, but-" but never the other way around. It would be funny to hear someone say,"I am a racist, but the black kid at school is a fucking legend.", amirite?
@1074459

How about PTBDCOECTGHS-OTD, or "Polarthebear's Dry Criticism of Every Comment to Get High Scores-Of the Day?" hmm smilie

Posting in an epic post.
Prediction: Future POTD. If I'm right, FUCK YEAH

Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?

ctrl+f "brett"
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It's not fair that 'A dream within a dream within a dream' is an award winning blockbuster, but 'A woman within a woman within a woman' is just an unpopular Russian toy. They could've done so much more with that idea, amirite?

At least "a man within a man within a man" is pretty popular within the gay porn community.

HOW TO EAT RAMEN LIKE A BOSS!! 1. Boil some water. 2. EAT RAMEN! 3. DRINK BOILING WATER! 4. SNORT CHICKEN POWDER! 5. Fuck bitches. amirite?

like a mo'fuckin CEO: 1. Shove noodles in ass. 2. Absorb nutrients directly through prostate. 3. Pour powder in eyes, use chicken flavoring to acquire chicken-like powers. 4. Adopt a Kenyan and beat him in a double marathon.

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You hate it when your girlfriend asks you to hold her handbag, and it doesn't match what you're wearing, amirite?
@thatguys How does Anthony's cum taste?

If you were wondering, it tastes like unicorn milk-chocolate, God's urine, and sperm capable of conceiving a Roman emperor.

And yes, I know this for a FACT.

You hate it when your girlfriend asks you to hold her handbag, and it doesn't match what you're wearing, amirite?

Anthony's just toying with us now. I suggest we mention nothing of the fact that this is jmayrod's 31st POTD, and maybe the madness will cease.

Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
@LittleRed I hope you know that I now plan on marrying a man scout.

leans on table in seductive pose I just so happen to be an eagle manscout.

I don't remember how I got here, INCEPTION!...No hun, you were just wasted, amirite?

Is it just me or has the overall quality of POTDs gone down recently