+1,631Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+297It's irritating how some religious people find atheism such a radical idea. There are 720 established religions in the world. Rejecting hundreds of gods to believe in none is not that different from rejecting hundreds of gods to believe in one. Amirite?
+433Saying abstinence-only education will teach kids not to have sex is like saying: we can prevent drowning by not teaching people to swim, so they won’t ever go near the water. Amirite?
+444Wii U sounds more like the sound a siren makes than the next awesome gaming system, amirite?
+291It's funny how so many people think it's hard to go down in history when all you have to do is give some blow jobs during third period, amirite?
+421If I said that a magical gay centaur was the supreme overlord of the universe, then it would be up to me to prove that, not up to you to disprove it, amirite?
+379How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because PETA can't change anything. amirite?
+696Everything is made in China, Except for babies, They're made in the VaChina, amirite?
+1,909You hate when you're trying to say something serious but it rhymes without you even trying, and now you just look like a poetic hipster who feels like crying, amirite?
+2,800It's so nice that the kids these days are so cautious when it comes to UV rays damaging our eyes. They're even wearing sunglasses INDOORS now, and taking hundreds of pictures of themselves to spread the word of UV-protection! amirite?
+1,049And with that, Harry Potter has come to an end. Until Disney obtains the rights to his name! Then, we can all look forward to Harry Potter: The Animated Series, starting this fall! It's about Harry Potter and his friends as they deal with everyday school-related problems, and Harry learning that using magic isn't always the answer, amirite?
+536Hipsters always have burnt tongues because they eat things before they're cool, amirite?