There's that one girl on facebook who makes every status "txt me 987-2039" and you wonder if anyone actually texts her. amirite?

This made me think of "867-5309/Jenny". I don't know why.

You wonder how Josh feels now that Oprah really is being cancelled. amirite?
There was an episode of Spongebob in Season 1 where he actually reveals the Krabby Patty secret formula to Plankton, amirite?
There was an episode of Spongebob in Season 1 where he actually reveals the Krabby Patty secret formula to Plankton, amirite?

I will always love the "Krusty Krab Training Video" episode, where towards the end, the narrator says, "And the secret formula to the Krabby Patty is..." episode cuts off to commercial

Ballsacks are ugly. amirite?

This is the most direct, to-the-point amirite post I've ever read.

I didn't think people made CDs anymore since iPods exist and are wildly popular...

It's strange how girls have to cover their chest in the pool and boys dont, amirite?

Can we all just attend a nudist beach or go skinny dipping or something?

SNL is running out of ideas, amirite?
SNL is running out of ideas, amirite?
@OvergrownTurkey This amused me.

Hush up! This bloody thing keeps showing me that it posted everything once!
Damn you to bloody hell, Apple!
This is going to post 2 or more times. Just watch.

SNL is running out of ideas, amirite?
@OvergrownTurkey I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

I am literally lol'ing at how many times my phone decided to post that comment. Damn iPhones...

SNL is running out of ideas, amirite?
@OvergrownTurkey I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

I apologize. My phone posted it a bunch of times and it showed me it only posted once. Do you forgive me?

Babe Ruth was the ultimate one-hit wonder, amirite?

I dunno, but his candy is pretty good.

33% sleeping, 27% working, 5% commuting, 5% doing errands, 5% spent in the bathroom, 5% spent in the kitchen, 10% watching TV - That leaves you 10% for LIVING YOUR LIFE, amirite?

These are statistics based after a man. For women, it's 95% in the kitchen, 5% in the bedroom.
...too cruel?

SNL is running out of ideas, amirite?

The old SNL was awesome. You can't even compare today's SNL to a classic skit, like the Coneheads. There are a few funny characters now though, like Stefan, or when Tina Fey does her Sarah Palin impersonation.

Rapunzel must've had a really strong neck. amirite?

She must had had strong, healthy, thick hair, too. She must have been doing the herbal...