I am just a kid. And you know, I’ve been t hrough a lot in the past 6 days, five minutes, 27 and a half seconds, And if I’ve learned anything during that time, it’s that you are who you are, And no amount of mermaid magic...or managerial promotion...or some other third thing... can make me more than what I really am inside. A kid. But that’s okay. Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn’t do . I made it to shell city, and I beat the cyclops, and I rode the hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back. So, yeah, I’m a kid. And I’m also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a kuncklehead mcspazatron. But most of all, I’m, I’m , I’m, I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK
Better hope Bruno Mars isn't there, he'd just catch it.
What about the girls that have all that going for them, and yet no guys, why is that?
That stupid indigo
I named my moms mini van Bertha, I get the honor of driving her.
You damn little shit, you fucking fat ass how dare you fucking talk to me like that what the hell? I'm the fucking shit you motherfucker, damn.
Except they call it pop not soda
BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
@878179 (Zack): @878179 (Zack): what's wrong with Minnesota? It's chill...
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband cuz they be rapin err'body out there
because they have got freaking huge mother fucking pipes at Hogwarts
Hard core parkour
it was pretty chill