You always wait for that awkward moment in "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie" when Patrick turns into a stripper during "Goofy Goober Rock", amirite?

I am just a kid. And you know, I’ve been t hrough a lot in the past 6 days, five minutes, 27 and a half seconds, And if I’ve learned anything during that time, it’s that you are who you are, And no amount of mermaid magic...or managerial promotion...or some other third thing... can make me more than what I really am inside. A kid. But that’s okay. Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn’t do . I made it to shell city, and I beat the cyclops, and I rode the hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back. So, yeah, I’m a kid. And I’m also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a kuncklehead mcspazatron. But most of all, I’m, I’m , I’m, I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK

When you're at war, don't throw a grenade at the enemy. Throw a flower at them. Then when they look down at it, they will think about how crazy and pointless war is. Then while they're thinking you can throw a real grenade at them, amirite?

Better hope Bruno Mars isn't there, he'd just catch it.

We all know that one girl who isn't particularly pretty or intelligent or funny or nice, yet all the guys go crazy for her, amirite?

What about the girls that have all that going for them, and yet no guys, why is that?

Theres always that one crayon that ruins the picture. It looks blue but it turns out to be purple, amirite?

That stupid indigo

Your car has a name, amirite?

I named my moms mini van Bertha, I get the honor of driving her.

Excessive cussing really does not make you cool. It makes you sound like an uneducated idiot. Amirite?

You damn little shit, you fucking fat ass how dare you fucking talk to me like that what the hell? I'm the fucking shit you motherfucker, damn.

what state has tiny soft drinks... minisoda, amirite?

Except they call it pop not soda

I'll Make A Man Out Of You is one of the best Disney songs ever, amirite?
You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
Be careful of what you say or do on the news, for it could just easily become the next internet meme. amirite?

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband cuz they be rapin err'body out there

because they have got freaking huge mother fucking pipes at Hogwarts

Parkour: Doing what takes normal people 15 steps, in 1, amirite?

Hard core parkour

Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?
@tag cool story bro

it was pretty chill

When your in a stall in a public bathroom and hear someone come in you cough or clear your throat so they won't open the door to your stall, amirite?


The she who's doing all those inappropriate things and the bro with all the cool stories should really get together, amirite?