Women: You hate when men act like they understand your struggle, amirite?
You always wait for that awkward moment in "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie" when Patrick turns into a stripper during "Goofy Goober Rock", amirite?

I am just a kid. And you know, I’ve been t hrough a lot in the past 6 days, five minutes, 27 and a half seconds, And if I’ve learned anything during that time, it’s that you are who you are, And no amount of mermaid magic...or managerial promotion...or some other third thing... can make me more than what I really am inside. A kid. But that’s okay. Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn’t do . I made it to shell city, and I beat the cyclops, and I rode the hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back. So, yeah, I’m a kid. And I’m also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a kuncklehead mcspazatron. But most of all, I’m, I’m , I’m, I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK

Mermaids: It really sucks when you're just chilling under the sea then you see some prince and you want to be part of their world, but then some crazy lady tries to mess everything up, amirite?

Than this guy named Walt wants to make a movie out of your life..people these days!

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?