+3,193Lazy Rule #19401957294710149: you're so lazy you didn't even finish reading the number, amirite?
+1,688In order to be a man one must be swift as the coarsing river, have all the force of the great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire and be mysterious as the dark side of the moon, amirite?
+989You know some shit is going down when Ron Weasley says "Bloody Hell", amirite?
+633A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park, amirite?
+416We all have that moment scrolling through our Facebook newsfeed and thinking: "don't care", "your life sucks", "whore", "song lyrics", "inside joke", and "needs a therapist", amirite?
+229Feeling nervous? Well in 5 billion years the sun will burn out and nothing you did will ever matter, amirite?
+785Why are people still looking for Waldo? He's a nerd in a striped shirt, do something productive and look for Osama Bin Ladin, amirite?
+467I'll Make A Man Out Of You is one of the best Disney songs ever, amirite?
+438I'm not sure what Stride is thinking making flavor changing gum. I mean Willy Wonka did it and we all know how well THAT turned out, amirite?
+667Why is that when I read something. like all seven Harry Potter books. I can basically tell you everything that happened in them, but when I read one chapter of a textbook I can't even tell you what the first paragraph was about, amirite?
+402It's okay to be full of yourself, because if you were full of other people you would be a cannibal, amirite?