If we colonise Mars, every country on Earth will become a 1st world country, amirite?
Your job would blow less if you got blow jobs while at work. amirite?

Only if you get to pick who gives it. And if the number aren't equal do the guys have to pick up the slack?

If they had included any sport from "Takeshi's Castle" in the Tokio Olympics, it would have gone to another level. amirite?

The order of events performed at the Olympic sites should be Olympics, Paralympics, and Wacky Stuff

If You are the owner of a store that sells samsung phones, you're the guardian of the galaxy, amirite?

You cannot compare apples and blackberries like that.

Fathers produce the data for mothers to 3D print people, amirite?
Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

I hope so! Lol being remembered for my awkwardness is better then being forgotten about completely.

Thicc thighs save lives, but can also take them just as easily, amirite?

Think thighs could = blood clots

Kids like Batman, but when you reach adulthood the Joker makes more sense, amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount Highly disagree.

If you relate to a personality capable of killing babies, torture, blowing up a school amongst other atrocities, that's an issue you should deal with.

Your tongue really doesn't have a natural way to sit in your mouth. amirite?

Sure it does

It's just that when you think about it, you feel like it's in the wrong place

There is a rock somewhere that can claim the title of "most people tripped", and it has been tripping people for thousands of years, amirite?
There is a rock somewhere that can claim the title of "most people tripped", and it has been tripping people for thousands of years, amirite?
@Nickyikky It doesn't need to have tripped anyone before 300 years ago due to the exponential growth of human population.

yea but think about the rocks in the path of massive marching armies more than 300 years ago, that could be thousands of soldiers tripped in a short time

You can probably tell if someone had a good or bad childhood by whether or not they like surprises, amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound I don't understand why, someone care to explain?

Tell us you had a good childhood without telling us you had a good childhood

You can probably tell if someone had a good or bad childhood by whether or not they like surprises, amirite?

For me it's asking for stuff or help. I didn't have a bad childhood, just a really poor one and I learned at an early age to not ask for anything because the answer would be no. That translated in my adulthood to never asking for help.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can out pizza the hut. amirite?

Chuck Norris is the only person who can count to infinite twice.

There's a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn't enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason. amirite?
@Squintygibberoses4jt Everyone is a Kitboga fan, some just don't know it yet :)

I have no idea what that means but now I think...maybe...am I a Kitboga fan? I never touched the stuff but I think I'll like it