+376At most restaurantes there is that sign that says no shirt no shoes no service. does that mean if i walk in with no pants i still get service? amirite?
+115Language text books need more realistic and entertaining examples like "Your family is sickeningly rich and just hired a new maid. Use your vocab to tell consuela where everything belongs. Be sure use an extra rude tone!" or "You're a drug addict and hankering for a cocaine fix. Unfortunately, your dealer gave directions to the pick-up spot in Spanish. Can you translate them and get your drugs before you go into withdrawals?"
+52You'd rather get yelled at by your parents. than sit in silent disappointment, Amirite?
+100If you were raped, or would have had a baby with disabilities and decided to get an abortion, it would be terrible to always be seeing signs and hearing protests about "killing a human", when those people don't know your situation in the slightest. This also applies well to homosexuals, cutters, and other minority groups. Our society judges disgustingly harshly about things they do not understand,
+396We had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, & Bob Rope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this one more time.
+111Everyone is creeped out by the guy that uses too much eyebrow action when flirting. amirite?
+137Talking adverts on the Internet are so annoying, especially when you can't find the mute button. amirite?
+184I don't understand why everyone says that they are "stalking" when they are on Facebook. What else is there to do on Facebook than to look at everybody's pictures and statuses? It's not stalking; it's just being on Facebook, amirite?