Wildlife could be thinking we're angry with them since we've been inside for so long. amirite?

I'm pretty sure it's the opposite. They're happy to have us gone and not messing up their lives.

Condom Companies, such as Trojan and Durex, are slowly putting themselves out of business, amirite?
Not blinking is tougher than blinking. amirite?
@monsterallergies Since blinking is involuntary...

Yeah but generally doing something is tougher than not doing it so...
This can be said about breathing too. Don't know why blinking came to mind

Gloves and socks are cousins, amirite?
The Middle Ages is the period between the Fall of the Roman Empire and the Fall of the Roman Empire, amirite?


@where_is_my_monkey His

Ooh honey you got a pot roast!

At some point in history, someone decided that sticking out one specific finger of your hand is considered a dick move. amirite?

I believe that originated from the French (hardly surprising) from the way they would have their right hand fingers on the bow string waiting to shoot you with an arrow should you attempt to lay siege to their castle. Hence the European two fingers, everywhere else solid middle finger.

People born on Feb. 29, 2096 won't turn 1 until they're 8. amirite?
@freq432 no you're thinking multiples of 400.

So theres 25 leap years in a ceuntry
Do u know what a leap year even is

The machines in the Matrix trilogy secretly wanted to be destroyed, because otherwise they would have given all humans inside the Matrix perfect lives as to not arouse suspicion. amirite?

Smith (torturing Morpheus): "Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization."

Bullets are the only item that generate more concern when purchased as a single item than in larger quantities. amirite?

What if i buy forty kilos of gummy bears?

Up until they had children, Adam and Eve were the holders for every world record in existence. amirite?

Record for first children

The fatter you are, the more calories you burn, amirite?

And the more you consume

Weird is spelt weird because the word is weird, amirite?

Is it weird if it's known to be weird?

It's better to eat pies that have a great diameter. amirite?

I read this as "It's better to eat pies than have a great diameter".

Bombs will be harder to defuse if all of its wires were the same colour, amirite?