To kill a mockingbird
I didn't have a groundhog on groundhog day :(
Fuck is a great word because you can use the many forms of it in a sentence, and it makes you look badass because it fits everywhere. Fuckity fuck fucking fuck.
My battery got stolen.. I bet you can figure out the rest.
This reminds me of a joke I read a while back.
One day a blone whent in to a hairdressers wearing headphones, she told the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said
"sure, can i take off your headphones?" She said
"NO NO NO just cut around them. so she had her hair cut.
The next month she whent into the Hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. He said
"sure but can i take off your headphones?" she again said
"NO NO NO just cut around them. So she had her hair cut.
The next month she whent into the hairdressers wearing headphones and asked the hairdresser to cut her hair. Unfortunatelly for her the hairdresser was new and forgot to ask if he was allowed to take off her headphones. So he took them off and she dropped dead on the floor. He picked up the headphones and put them to his own ears and listened. They were saying
"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."
Some hearts never meet.
I know. They should knock first.
(Left Earbud): See you tonight, babe. ;)
Aww, man. I always have to play with myself. :(
Sometimes I feel like you guys are just using me.... D:
You think that's bad...
France's flag:: http://ctrlv.in/55403
A red circle no longer means Japan, it is now a notification, amirite?
Looks like the tortoise finally lost a race.