I have a theory as to why it seems that most wished don't come true. The laws of the universe would not allow such a massive cheat code because the universe knows there will always be people who are clever enough to use it to bend reality in unnatural and self-serving ways. Therefore, wishes only come true if you use them to give things to other people in entirely selfless ways. So, no wishing that your husband will win the lottery because you think you could get some of his money. This means that, in order for your wish to come true, you have to be nice enough to everyone that you meet that one of them will eventually decide to use a wish on you. The benefit to giving someone your wish is that it increases your positive karma, and the benefit to being on the receiving end of a wish is that, hey, awesome things are happening in your life.
My theory should be treated as fact because it would make the world a better place, and because wishes are really hard to measure and none of you can prove that I'm wrong.
I made a giant wooden penis for my boyfriend and gave it lava floor under glass. It burned down. I had to explain that I accidentally burned his dick in effigy on minecraft, but it was okay because I made a new one and put a cake on top of it.
I wanted to pretend that that night meant nothing. There was no way I could be the father of a child. But even as I told myself that, I knew. I knew, even as I left, that I was the creator of a child, the giver of life. Even so, I couldn't stay. I fled, and for 20 years I put that moment out of my mind. I started a new life, got a new job, found myself a wife, even had a few children. But recently, there's been something gnawing at me. Even after 20 years, I haven't been able to forget that night, that woman, those words. I know it will be hard for you to accept, but I think we both know that what I say is the truth.
So if I go skydiving, know all the risks, and take all the precautions and when I pull the cord and the parachute doesn't come out, I should be denied medical attention because I knew I COULD get hurt?
I hate the homeless
ness problem that plagues our city
Most of everything is nothing. So if you had powerful and precise enough magnets you could walk through walls.
I have a theory as to why it seems that most wished don't come true. The laws of the universe would not allow such a massive cheat code because the universe knows there will always be people who are clever enough to use it to bend reality in unnatural and self-serving ways. Therefore, wishes only come true if you use them to give things to other people in entirely selfless ways. So, no wishing that your husband will win the lottery because you think you could get some of his money. This means that, in order for your wish to come true, you have to be nice enough to everyone that you meet that one of them will eventually decide to use a wish on you. The benefit to giving someone your wish is that it increases your positive karma, and the benefit to being on the receiving end of a wish is that, hey, awesome things are happening in your life.
My theory should be treated as fact because it would make the world a better place, and because wishes are really hard to measure and none of you can prove that I'm wrong.
And Sparkle.
I made a giant wooden penis for my boyfriend and gave it lava floor under glass. It burned down. I had to explain that I accidentally burned his dick in effigy on minecraft, but it was okay because I made a new one and put a cake on top of it.
I wanted to pretend that that night meant nothing. There was no way I could be the father of a child. But even as I told myself that, I knew. I knew, even as I left, that I was the creator of a child, the giver of life. Even so, I couldn't stay. I fled, and for 20 years I put that moment out of my mind. I started a new life, got a new job, found myself a wife, even had a few children. But recently, there's been something gnawing at me. Even after 20 years, I haven't been able to forget that night, that woman, those words. I know it will be hard for you to accept, but I think we both know that what I say is the truth.
So if I go skydiving, know all the risks, and take all the precautions and when I pull the cord and the parachute doesn't come out, I should be denied medical attention because I knew I COULD get hurt?
lol bitch!
Wtf zombies are way cooler!
Your classmates taste in t shirts is questionable .
Well, guess what, OP. I hope you like cats, because with an attitude like that, they're all the love you're going to get. :)
PS. I'm going to seriously laugh if you're trolling.
If you vomit tears, then you have more problems than just a disturbing image in your head.
Jesus hung around 12 dudes all day every day. And Judas greeted him with a kiss. Did Jesus go to hell?
Thank you so much for reassuring me! I was on the verge of calling a prostitute.