When it comes to pens we are all thieves. amirite?
If you met an exact clone of yourself in a symmetrical room, you wouldn't be able to have a normal conversation because of your clone thinking exact the same thing, thus wanting to talk at the same moment every time, amirite?

It's called a mirror.

Sex is an act with the same expected outome each time yet it fails to bore anyone and remains pleasurable. amirite?

The same outcome is expected but there are frequent surprise outcomes!

Funeral food is so good you forget who died. amirite?

What funerals do you go to I hate funeral food

The human body has seven orfices taking nostrils and ears into account. So Snow White might have interesting options if the Seven Dwarves are enough small... amirite?
It's quite likely the first human to live forever or the last human to exist has already been born. amirite?

Could be the same person.

Maybe owls eyes are so big because they're actually cameras for the CIA to spy on us, amirite?

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

There's gotta be at least one dyslexic zombie who is looking for Brian. amirite?
Tostitos could make a lot of money just selling the lime seasoning they put on chips, amirite?
The laws of physics are only there to prevent the simulation from crashing, amirite?
Puberty starts at age 6, amirite?

Do we call the police yet or do we wait until it's too late?

There's a good chance that you have the coin that won a scratch off card. amirite?
You don't realize how much urine gets on your pants until you pee in shorts. amirite?
There is no blinking in anime and cartoons. Just wincing, winking, etc. But no actual blinking. amirite?

Just looked up the definition for "blinking" can't say I've ever done such an outlandish thing. Almost as stupid as "breathing".