One day you'll be exactly halfway through your life without ever realizing it, amirite?

one day you were exactly halfway through your life and you didn't realize it

If someone died in their Halloween costume unexpectedly their ghost would have to be whatever monster they wear for Halloween, amirite?

Imma die dressed as the sole heir to heir to Jeff be is' fortune

No matter who wins the еlection about 50% of people are gonna be pissed off, amirite?

But one side takes it far better. Don't recall a reaction like trump winning ever happening in previous elections

You need to breathe to live, but with every breath you take, you're one breath closer to death. amirite?

hyperventilates suicidally

Puberty starts at age 6, amirite?

Do we call the police yet or do we wait until it's too late?

Funeral food is so good you forget who died. amirite?

What funerals do you go to I hate funeral food

People who snore really drew the short straw in A Quiet Place, amirite?

At least they'll die in their sleep

Sex is an act with the same expected outome each time yet it fails to bore anyone and remains pleasurable. amirite?

The same outcome is expected but there are frequent surprise outcomes!

If firearms or firepower in general had never been invented, we would have anti-sword campaigns instead, amirite?
@KitKatery If rocks hadn't been discovered, we'd have anti-punching campaigns

If punching hadn't been discovered, we'd have anti-pointing campaigns.

If you met an exact clone of yourself in a symmetrical room, you wouldn't be able to have a normal conversation because of your clone thinking exact the same thing, thus wanting to talk at the same moment every time, amirite?

It's called a mirror.

There is no blinking in anime and cartoons. Just wincing, winking, etc. But no actual blinking. amirite?

Just looked up the definition for "blinking" can't say I've ever done such an outlandish thing. Almost as stupid as "breathing".

Maybe owls eyes are so big because they're actually cameras for the CIA to spy on us, amirite?

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

If everyone in the world gave you one dollar every year, it would still take around 14 years to reach Jeff Bezos networth, amirite?

Officially, you must let your hand know, It's a state law.