From an evolutionary perspective, condoms make sex pointless, amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut sex and procreation are 2 seperate things.

But the purpose of sex is procreation is it not? I mean, theres other benefits to it outside of that but sex is the natural means of procreation, even if they are separate things

Being a parent is finding food that you forgot you had because you hid it from the kids and forgot you had it. amirite?

Yeah, try that stunt with a bag of onion rings from 1985, then you gotta take them to the hospital...

You might not see most of the people you met ever again. amirite?

Or you might.

Seatbelts are positioned in a way to where "get out the car" brings on a lot of suspicious movements, amirite?

I wish automatic seatbelts were more popular.

Breathing is free unless you have asthma. amirite?

Paying for inhaler

If drink driesel you are truck, amirite?

Not only poor grammar, but unoriginal

Barn Owls were probably thrilled when we finally invented barns. amirite?
You can never remember what you forgot and you can never forget that you need to remember. amirite?

Oh my god, the truth of this

When you are down and depressed, the only way your life can go is up. amirite?

Of course I'm going up, I have to climb the ladder to tie off the rope.

Over-population may be driving humanity to glorifying butt things over vaginal things to slow our population growth through non-procreative sex and we simply don't grasp the reach of our own genetic wisdom and it emerges in pop culture as a result. amirite?
People are always trying to breed spicier peppers, but never colder mint leaves, amirite?
@Icy-layer They do though

Gum's gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed? Like, some of it's just too minty. It's like they're literally trying to hurt…

It is idealistic to want everyone to be a realist. amirite?

Welcome to Schindler's list

If you add enough ice to tea, after a while it would become half and half tea. amirite?

Do you know how tea is made?

Snow is really cocaine for kids, amirite?

I think cocaine might be making you say dumb things.

Maybe cops started the whole pants down thing to make criminals easier to catch. amirite?
@Achilles982 I can't understand it either. It looks so ridiculous to me.

maybe its about reverse society, lets do the opposite of society.