If our moms are perceptive enough to know when your fly is down she probably notices when you have a boner. amirite?

a boner fly up

If a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is considered a sandwich, then a BLT is a huge sandwich, amirite?

What would you consider a sandwich normally then?

Half of your genetic makeup came into existence the moment your mother was born. amirite?
Nursing homes are where we place inconvenient people. amirite?

Hmmm. Somewhat, yes. Its where we throw away our elderly. Some people who love their senior family members don't have a choice as they can't care for them. But they as a group are disrespected and mistreated overall. Very sad.

A quiet lion is always more dangerous than a barking dog, amirite?

Unless I'm trapped worth those animals and an explosive triggered by sound...

Life is a dark comedy if you're lucky. amirite?

Im not lucky if the light in my house suddenly goes off and my dad keep making some weird jokes...

If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

Are you this desperate to get sucked off?

Clifford is either a female or has a microscopic dong, amirite?

Or an average dog-sized one.

It's weird that our pants have "legs" but our shirts don't have "arms", amirite?
There is a rock somewhere that can claim the title of "most people tripped", and it has been tripping people for thousands of years, amirite?

It is probably located near the Kaaba in Mecca, lying in wait for some unsuspecting pilgrim.

There's a type of person who will take only one slice of pizza in case there isn't enough for everyone, and a type who will take three slices for the same reason. amirite?

Im the guy that take the whole pizza

If meddling kids and a stoner dog are what foiled your criminal scheme, you probably weren't going to get away with it in the end anyways. amirite?

They're all stoners lol, not just scooby

Men are lucky that the "last drop" happens when peeing and not pooping. amirite?

That depends on how well you wipe

The Internet may be the greatest accelerant we ever made, amirite?

Nah, that's probably hydrogen

A tunnel can be seen as one hole or two holes depending on how you look at it, amirite?

No, it's 1 hole.