+30Apparently 60% of kids are overweight, and 72% of kids are having under-age sex... ...So who is shagging all the fat kids? amirite?
+43If God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter. Maybe that's why the T-rex was always so angry, amirite?
+38I like going bowling; I always make my name '3 Testicles' on the board. That way the TV occasionaly says "Congratulations 3 Testicles! You got a spare.", amirite?
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+75A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk. Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music. amirite?
+28I like the adverts for games consoles; everyone is always so happy. But for once I'd like a realistic advert. I propose an advert containing an overweight man hurling a controller at the wall and calling the game a cheating cunt, amirite?
+42If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I'm going to say: Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!! Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!! Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!! Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!! That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'fuck' in morse code. amirite?