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+27The Boomerang. A frisbee for ginger kids, amirite?

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+28Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees. In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward. Take that environment. You rape us. We rape you right back, amirite?

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+19Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker. amirite?

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+8Peter Griffin doesn't look so stupid now with his volcano insurance! amirite?

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+32I call my weed the Qu'ran, because burning that shit will get you stoned. amirite?

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+24Nobody seems to care that it's my birthday today. amirite?

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+6A Muslim suicide bomber recruited by Al-Qaeda blew himself up, killing hundreds including himself. Sure enough, he ascended to heaven and as promised by God, he received a bounty of 72 virgins. Trouble is, they were all busy playing World of Warcraft... amirite?

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-9I bought a copy of the Qur'an off eBay. I have burnt it and turned the ashes into a model of Muhammad, I sold it back on eBay for more money... I made a good Prophet, amirite?

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+10Knock Knock? Who's there? 9/11... 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget, you bastard! amirite?

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-15'A' is the 1st letter of the alphabet and 'H' is the 8th letter, right? 9/11 = 0.81818181 = HAHAHAHA, amirite?

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-1I think Al Qaeda made a huge mistake knocking down both Twin Towers. Just think how embarassing it would be only having one Twin Tower. amirite?

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-10Why couldn't Superman save the Twin Towers? They weren't wheelchair accessible, amirite?

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-15Lego has announced that in 2011, they are to release the 9/11 10th anniversary model... Instructions are so simple even an American can build... Empty contents onto floor... amirite?

26%Yeah You Are 74%No Way

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-2America's policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall. I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th, amirite?

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+8Let's all remember to honor America tomorrow by dividing it into groups and being openly hostile to the ones we're not in. amirite?

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