+143Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the future is not yet here, and if we do not go back to ourselves in the present moment, we cannot be in touch with life. amirite?
+70If they created a show called Dad swap, I think Isaac would be the first to sign up his father Abraham and request to swap for any other dad in the history of dads. amirite?
+1,009Sometimes you pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness. amirite?
+556How come nobody ever says 'everything happens for a reason' after something good happens? amirite?
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+105"No shirt, no shoes, no service" is a discrete way of saying "For service, take off your pants". amirite?
+585If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck, and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop, you wonder who has the right of way, amirite?
+627You know that little guy on the mens' washroom door and the girl with the skirt on the womens' washroom door.have you ever wondered what do they use in Scotland? You know with the kilts and all. amirite?
+833Behind every great musician was a next door neighbor saying, "Man, I wish they'd shut up.", amirite?
+40I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when they were creating fonts. "OK, we're all in agreement on Arial, Garamond... Hey Jim? What the hell is this? An airplane? An arrow?" "Oh uhh, I was just doodl..." "It's genius. We'll call it Wingdings.", amirite?
+43If God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter. Maybe that's why the T-rex was always so angry, amirite?