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Cats have canine teeth. amirite?

I don't think that is right.

It would actually be good for the world if a lot of humanity were to die off. amirite?

OP, you can be first in line. Thanks for helping us all out buddy 👍

History books often jump though 100 or 1,000 years like it's nothing/encapsulated into a few key events. Most of us won't even get past 85 years old. We're barely significant. amirite?
@Mrtechnohawk You're reading the wrong texts then…. By history books do you mean high school history books? Because that's...

Yup, US education is basically:

"here's like 5 things that happened in the 1700s. Here's like 3 things from the 1800s. Oh and for the 1900s we'll go ahead and break that down by decades even though we didn't do that for the previous 400 years."

It would take you about 15,000 years to have a one minute conversation with every living person on earth. amirite?

I have time. How is your day, OP?

The number of people older than you never increases, amirite?

This isn't true, due to special relativity, the faster an object moves relative to another object, the slower that first object experiences time.

So if a person moves very fast, "the number of people older than you" would most definitely increase.

Scott Kelly (an astronaut) who is also a twin jokes about being a microsecond younger than his twin now after traveling in the iss for a year.

The empty browsing history tells more than the filled one. amirite?
@fragsworth Unless it's really bad history

But still no history is very suspenseful n always leave a scope of worse.

At the end of the day, everyone is a hero in their own head. amirite?

Sometimes, but most of the time no

If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

Clearly you've never been to Louisiana. Huge mosquitos, tiny shrimp.

It's socially acceptable to get tattooed eyebrows but not a tattooed moustache, amirite?

Ha ha ha ha , the mental imagery that gave me really made me laugh lol.

Sometimes taking Plan B is Plan A. amirite?

Plan B can be expensive though, do not suggest.

I met someone who would almost routinely get abortions, and that terrified me.

It'd be dope if nipples clicked in and out like pens. amirite?

Wait, they aren't supposed to do that?

History books often jump though 100 or 1,000 years like it's nothing/encapsulated into a few key events. Most of us won't even get past 85 years old. We're barely significant. amirite?
@88080808088 Well.... high school US history books have a lot to get through, in 180 days. You can't get much into 1700...

I'd say it's not that they don't have time but that they spend time horribly. I vividly remember full hours of class just sitting down and writing up/filling out outlines that we'd use on tests that didn't even end up following the outlines. Add in a bunch of movie days, random parties, and of course, the days that the teacher decides he just wants to give us unwarranted and unwanted life advice for an hour. Or the teacher that thinks he's at a standup gig and just talks about his life in a joking manner for an hour. Ugh. High school sucked lol

If your in a ONS and your partner doesn't make any noise, that might be a sign they masturbate a lot since they'd try to be quiet about it, amirite?

ONS = one night stand?

People who live in rented homes are technically homeless. amirite?

Do you wanna try again?

Everything can freeze but not everything can melt, amirite?