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Tomorrow's kids are never going to understand the struggle of finding a pen and then looking for something to scribble on, to see if it works. amirite?

Tomorrow's kids be like "what is pen?" haha

For the average person becoming Batman is more attainable than becoming Bruce Wayne. amirite?
Maybe your dog keeps bringing the ball back because he thinks you just like throwing it. amirite?
@BennyPendentes Except my dog doesn't bring the ball back

This. My dog will chase, but not retrieve. I end up playing fetch with myself.

Mosquitoes are probably the only animal that most people agree its OK to kill in any way necessary, amirite?

They reproduce very quickly, in very large numbers, and they're a nuisance to every single organism they feed off of. Plenty around to serve as food for the animals that hunt them, and plenty more to end up zapped by my electric swatter.

For donkeys sperm to have reached the dragons egg, he probably would've had to climb up in her. amirite?

He is a donkey on the edge so…

If everyone jumped at once, for a brief moment there will be no one on earth, amirite?

Ha! Elephants can't jump

When the first manned mission lands on Mars, whatever they do will be a world record. amirite?

You mean Mars record

If hockey players flopped, it'd be a very different game, amirite?

No one would watch it

People feeding the squirrels in Florida are unintentionally feeding the snakes and iguanas, amirite?

Iguanas are herbivores.

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

Strangers. College was a weird time.

When the first manned mission lands on Mars, whatever they do will be a world record. amirite?
We tell someone they tried their best and that's what matters if they failed something, however knowing you tried your best and still failed is far more demoralizing than failing because you didn't try hard enough, amirite?

Perhaps a more clear & motivating thing to say would be like "You tried hard, but the fail tells us you can try even harder"

A quiet lion is always more dangerous than a barking dog, amirite?

A psychotic snarl is always more frightening than blaring shouting too.

Dogs probably wonder why we never kiss them back, amirite?

I have licked a dog before to test this and the dog didn't like it

Maybe your dog keeps bringing the ball back because he thinks you just like throwing it. amirite?

My last dog refused to fetch anything. If I took a treat and threw it she would just sit there looking at it then just ignore it until I either went and got it or she was walking by it for some other reason. Didn't matter what it was. If I tossed it to her, she would let it bounce off her face then pick it up and eat it. She would never catch it.

She was super intelligent and understood things super fast but she was also extremely stubborn.