Tomorrow's kids be like "what is pen?" haha
This. My dog will chase, but not retrieve. I end up playing fetch with myself.
They reproduce very quickly, in very large numbers, and they're a nuisance to every single organism they feed off of. Plenty around to serve as food for the animals that hunt them, and plenty more to end up zapped by my electric swatter.
He is a donkey on the edge so…
Ha! Elephants can't jump
You mean Mars record
No one would watch it
Iguanas are herbivores.
Strangers. College was a weird time.
World record still applies
Perhaps a more clear & motivating thing to say would be like "You tried hard, but the fail tells us you can try even harder"
A psychotic snarl is always more frightening than blaring shouting too.
I have licked a dog before to test this and the dog didn't like it
My last dog refused to fetch anything. If I took a treat and threw it she would just sit there looking at it then just ignore it until I either went and got it or she was walking by it for some other reason. Didn't matter what it was. If I tossed it to her, she would let it bounce off her face then pick it up and eat it. She would never catch it.
She was super intelligent and understood things super fast but she was also extremely stubborn.