When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
sewing is weird. it's just stabbing cloth with smaller cloth until it's clothes. amirite?

Well sometimes you're attaching a small piece of cloth to a big piece of cloth and it's weird to seem and it's weird to think the same mechanism with which you make a pair of jeans you can also close up a wound

There is a >0% chance that the universe could spontaneously end and we would have no idea, amirite?
The people on Wikipedia that wrote the section about humans were technically just writing about themselves, amirite?

Yeah I agree just like the people creating IQ tests are comparing you to themselves.

Grandparents want grandchildren for the same reason children want pets: all of the fun and none of the responsibility. amirite?
If you take the average of every average, you could theoretically have THE average of everything. amirite?
People programmed a programming language to program programs to build more programs, amirite?
Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?

Literally what does this mean

If opposite day is really opposite day, it's actually not opposite day. amirite?
Even when EVs are the norm, people will probably prefer to use gas pedal over accelerator since it has two fewer syllables. amirite?

Throttle, even easier.
Can't say I've ever said gas pedal, or called petrol gas

If opposite day is really opposite day, it's actually not opposite day. amirite?
If a product listed dihydrogen monoxide as an ingredient someone would definitely complain about unnecessary chemicals. amirite?

The other day I drank some dihydrogen monoxide with carbonic acid, risky I know

Putting down an animals that suffers is the "humane" thing to do, but in most cases humans with a condition that causes permanent suffering are kept alive as long as possible. amirite?

It is largely because, unlike non-human animals, suffering is relative to individual humans, and humans can ensure a ridiculous amount of suffering to achieve certain goals, or see certain events come to pass. It is meaning and purpose that gives our life, and death meaning, which makes the line between mental illness driven suicide, and voluntary euthanasia a fuzzy one.

One day there will be something even more extreme than vegan and they will shame everyone even vegans and be even more annoying. amirite?

They are called fruitarians. Vegan btw

zippers are technically named after their sound effect, amirite?

The word poop it's also the movement that ur rectum mucosa (aka asshole) do when you poop.