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Writing a diary is considered sane and respectable but talking to yourself is considered crazy and bizarre. amirite?

All geniuses talk to themselves...

It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and that daytime is only caused by a nearby radiating ball of flame, amirite?

I can guarantee you that if it weren't for the Sun our nighttime would be much colder.

If you go back 40 generations it equates to you having approximately 1 trillion ancestors. Scientists estimate the totality of humans to have existed is around 117 billion. Sooooo... we're all family, amirite?
@Achilles982 The world would be a majorly better place if we treated each other like extended family

This..the world gives us all we need, we legit have to look after each other and we could all have it good

The empty browsing history tells more than the filled one. amirite?
@Openeyes Not really. She'll be suspicious, but a filled browsing history will confirm her suspicions

I am talking in more generic sense. If you go someone's house and somehow see a browsing history to seeing a clean history.

As adults, we imitate our heroes no more, no less than children. amirite?

So many of us wear the clothes we wear, talk the way we talk, and act the way we act because of them. Whoever they may be.

The empty browsing history tells more than the filled one. amirite?
If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

Clearly you've never been to Louisiana. Huge mosquitos, tiny shrimp.

A quiet lion is always more dangerous than a barking dog, amirite?

A psychotic snarl is always more frightening than blaring shouting too.

If cats were really as good as dogs they would serve a purpose in survival of Stone Age humans other than looking cute, amirite?
@Dronwkus That was in the Bronze Age, you fool. The Egyptians were the first species to domesticate them and they regularly...

Nonsense. Cats would have started hanging around humans as soon as human activity attracted rodents. Just because the Egyptians left the oldest known record of keeping cats as rodent control doesn't mean that it wasn't happening prior to that time.

Guy Fieri is the food version of Bob Ross, amirite?

What??? In what way?

At any given instant(mostly), the number of people peeing is more than number of people pooping :): amirite?

Based on what

It's possible to bypass a genie's rules by asking the genie to give you the instructions that guarantee an outcome, amirite?

Just wish for ten more magic lamps each with its own genie just sitting there waiting to be rubbed the right way.

Zebras are an evolutionary curveball. amirite?

Not really. They're a horse with a paint job, essentially.

There is a >0% chance that the universe could spontaneously end and we would have no idea, amirite?
One day there will be something even more extreme than vegan and they will shame everyone even vegans and be even more annoying. amirite?

They are called fruitarians. Vegan btw