+365It’s actually mind-boggling that we can put a man on the moon and we can explore mars using a robot, but printers are still pieces of shit, amirite?
-426What's the difference between 9/11 and Friends? Friends wasn't as funny after 10 years, amirite?
+1,822How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
+1,631Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+319When your friends claim that hanging round with someone else has 'changed' you, their not always right, sometimes that person has just brought out a side of your personality you never had the confidence to show, amirite?
+30There is sex, and there is music. Dubstep is the grey area. Where you don't quite know if you're listening to music or having an orgasm, amirite?
+1,010Dear acne face wash, your product does not work on me. Clinically prove that! amirite?