I would make a noose out of razor wire, put it around my neck and climb onto a chair. Then, I would glue my hands to my head and jump off. It would cut my head off with my hands still attached and look like I ripped my own head off. Cool, huh?
No, I fucking love seeing people look miserable.
What if they say, "well I like to get to know my victims"?
Yeah but how many states can you have sex with gay horses?
The objective of this site is to share and defend your thoughts and opinions no matter what anybody says. That's as female as it gets
"your girlfriend walks in"
I know. You would think the teacher would know my name by now
But mostly because they're dead
"You're going to need it on your next math test, that's real life." That's what my teacher says
This was your favourite time I hope
Says the person who used three commas in her sentence.
It would also suck of you were someone who enjoyed being alive and you stopped breathing
How dare you underestimate how pedantic I can be!
You're as great as you think you are and you deserve to masturbate to celebrate yourself
Well I am inspired by Justin Bieber but that doesn't mean I can steal his intellectual property.
I would make a noose out of razor wire, put it around my neck and climb onto a chair. Then, I would glue my hands to my head and jump off. It would cut my head off with my hands still attached and look like I ripped my own head off. Cool, huh?
No, I fucking love seeing people look miserable.
What if they say, "well I like to get to know my victims"?
Yeah but how many states can you have sex with gay horses?
The objective of this site is to share and defend your thoughts and opinions no matter what anybody says. That's as female as it gets
"your girlfriend walks in"
I know. You would think the teacher would know my name by now
But mostly because they're dead
"You're going to need it on your next math test, that's real life." That's what my teacher says
This was your favourite time I hope
Says the person who used three commas in her sentence.
It would also suck of you were someone who enjoyed being alive and you stopped breathing
How dare you underestimate how pedantic I can be!
You're as great as you think you are and you deserve to masturbate to celebrate yourself
Well I am inspired by Justin Bieber but that doesn't mean I can steal his intellectual property.