It would really suck to have survived the Titanic sinking, and then while you were in the water a lobster grabbed your balls with its claws.
It's alright cus it means that your tits aren't big just because you're fat.
I personally prefer trying to be a hamster to be honest.
Lol hey Johnny, you'd like to.
I'm so glad this got POTD, now everyone has the joy of seeing Johnny's pedo face.
I didn't know this. I didn't know what it was before. I don't really care. Everyone's still gonna refer to it as Big Ben and everyone is gonna know what they mean.
I'm going to assume this is an American thing...? Because I don't get it.
Even reading this I automatically thought "if you think about the way people speak".
Woah woah woah. Nobody's going travelling to my pants thank you.
This post could be the entire reason why the drawing feature was created. Wow.
Depends how big the fire is. If it's all burning shit up then it probably won't do much but if you wanted to put a candle out it would probably work.
Well it's clearly not gonna work if you don't use the conditioner as well. Honestly, doing it all wrong.
It took me about a day to understand this the first time I heard it.
I'm sure sluts love multiple dongs, not just the one.
I don't think it's stupid, continuing to use it is less complicated than trying to switch everything. My mum still uses Fahrenheit because she was brought up using it, whereas I like Celsius because that's what I was always taught. Although I suppose it would be easier if every country used the same thing, but when does that ever happen.