It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen, amirite?

It would really suck to have survived the Titanic sinking, and then while you were in the water a lobster grabbed your balls with its claws.

32D is an awkward bra size, amirite?

It's alright cus it means that your tits aren't big just because you're fat.

When your trying to be mice and ask the kid who's sitting alone at lunch to come sit with you and they say no it makes you feel really bad about yourself, amirite?

I personally prefer trying to be a hamster to be honest.


Lol hey Johnny, you'd like to.

I'm so glad this got POTD, now everyone has the joy of seeing Johnny's pedo face.

You really hate that this is going to be called Elizabeth Tower from now on, amirite?

I didn't know this. I didn't know what it was before. I don't really care. Everyone's still gonna refer to it as Big Ben and everyone is gonna know what they mean.

You still remember the day he broke your heart; the day that, after all those years of him making you feel special, saying that it was "only you", you found out that he had been going around telling all the other kids they could prevent forest fires, too, amirite?

I'm going to assume this is an American thing...? Because I don't get it.

If you think about the way that people speak, the word "that" is slowly disappearing, amirite?

Even reading this I automatically thought "if you think about the way people speak".

@KickAss Part 3 can be 'The Road to Sarah's Pants.' And it can be a necro porno

Woah woah woah. Nobody's going travelling to my pants thank you.

If you split an iPod in half you get an iPod Nano and an iPod Shuffle, amirite?

This post could be the entire reason why the drawing feature was created. Wow.

The sign that says "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator" is stupid. I mean seriously? Who would be dumb enough to try to put out a fire with an elevator. amirite?
@Favvkes Doesn't sound stupid to me. If you smother a fire with an elevator, that shit's goin OUT

Depends how big the fire is. If it's all burning shit up then it probably won't do much but if you wanted to put a candle out it would probably work.

The no-tear shampoo doesn't work when watching Toy Story 3. amirite?

Well it's clearly not gonna work if you don't use the conditioner as well. Honestly, doing it all wrong.

Some people are really good at puns, while others arepun't, amirite?
Everyone has that one dong that they will always love no matter what, amirite?

I'm sure sluts love multiple dongs, not just the one.

People might think America is stupid for continuing to use Fahrenheit, but imagine if "Fahrenheit 451" had been named "Celcius 232.77777777777." It doesn't quite sound the same, amirite?

I don't think it's stupid, continuing to use it is less complicated than trying to switch everything. My mum still uses Fahrenheit because she was brought up using it, whereas I like Celsius because that's what I was always taught. Although I suppose it would be easier if every country used the same thing, but when does that ever happen.