Luger (Loo ger) is my last name...crap

Fluffy things are the ultimate killers

I prefer to describe it as a "punch in the taste buds."

Ahaha I read this as "giraffes have 18 tongues," and got super concerned about current documentaries

I usually comment on how productive it sounded. It really helps break tension to talk about phlegm

But...Chris Lee posted topless photos of himself. Topless is the more scandalous of the two.

He also doesn't wear pants in front of a young impressionable girl. How appropriate

Just to clarify: the reason there is a distinction between the theory of evolution and other theories (like atomic and gravitational) is because evolution is the only one with another side. No one has ever tried to fight saying gravity doesn't exist so there's no reason for controversy.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that

I actually think most guys know how to tie them I just put that in there for kicks. Maybe they're to cover up offensive buttons (those are super offensive)

To be offended by that is like white supremacy. Blackboards, however, are very offensive.

Probably. I feel like it would get pretty boring after a while

Dearblankpleaseblank.com (still good though)

Because it's tough to have a meaningful conversation when all you can say is "I like the red pen" and "I live in the United States"
Exhibit A (although this guy is very romantic):

I was clearly not trying to be scientific in any way, shape, or form. I'm glad you didn't take it at face value though