Whenever you watch a documentary on something you feel like an expert. "Dude, that girl over there is as tall as a giraffe, she-" "GIRAFFES HAVE 18 INCH TONGUES" amirite?

Ahaha I read this as "giraffes have 18 tongues," and got super concerned about current documentaries

You've wondered what Morgan Freeman's voice was like before puberty, amirite?

Exactly the same. Even when he was a baby

The tie is a very bizarre piece of clothing. Who was the first person to look at a guy and think, "He doesn't have enough trouble getting dressed in the morning. Let's put some silky rope around his neck and tie it in a way that only a girl can do it for him", amirite?
@958676

I actually think most guys know how to tie them I just put that in there for kicks. Maybe they're to cover up offensive buttons (those are super offensive)

It's almost impossible for Bill Hader (from SNL) to play a character who isn't creepy, amirite?
Even though it's really fluffy, you probably wont die, amirite?

Fluffy things are the ultimate killers

you laughed at my name, amirite?

Really? How old are we, 10?

It's almost impossible for Bill Hader (from SNL) to play a character who isn't creepy, amirite?
@Whitt He did, plus the Digital Short was hilarious!

Oh I know. I just wish they had a different band...

Luge, luging, and luger all sound like dirty words, amirite?

Luger (Loo ger) is my last name...crap

Your principal is weird amirite?

He's like 60 and rides a motorcycle

The car ride never seems bumpy until you try to drink something, amirite?

It's always something hot and as full as possible

Whenever you were sick your parents gave you 7up like it would heal everything, amirite?

My parents gave me ice cubes...I knew there was something wrong with my childhood

It's almost impossible for Bill Hader (from SNL) to play a character who isn't creepy, amirite?
@Constance i wish betty whites episode was the finale though. alecs episode was funny but alec baldwin is a crappy person so i...

Yeah, I feel like he's a bit of a jerk. But I think they wanted the finale to be good and they've been happy with alec in the past so they figured it was safe. and i know the producer didn't really want betty white to host at first

Celebrities always die in groups of a hundred if you wait long enough, amirite?
Celebrities always die in groups of a hundred if you wait long enough, amirite?

I think pretty much anything happens in groups of 100 if you wait long enough

Celebrities always die in groups of a hundred if you wait long enough, amirite?