Ahaha I read this as "giraffes have 18 tongues," and got super concerned about current documentaries
Sometimes when you've been up all night and the newspaper guy comes at like 4am and you're laying on the driveway with your sister looking at the stars, the the paper man is suddenly a serial killer that we all must run from
My parents gave me ice cubes...I knew there was something wrong with my childhood
I actually think most guys know how to tie them I just put that in there for kicks. Maybe they're to cover up offensive buttons (those are super offensive)
It pretty much comes down to "love the sinner, hate the sin".
Or nudists on strike
My world is called Jessica-land and everyone worships Queen Jessica because Jessica is SO amazing and beautiful.
Exactly the same. Even when he was a baby
good song. a bit tacky to put on amirite though (even if I happen to agree with it)
Blood from the person you kidnapped and rubber stamps. Let's not be silly here
I prefer to describe it as a "punch in the taste buds."
But...Chris Lee posted topless photos of himself. Topless is the more scandalous of the two.
If you're hanging out with someone else, it's just rude to continually text. Let's use some discretion here