Everyone on this site is so fucking hypocritical

You've met a famous person before, amirite?

I've hung out with a few of the Jackass guys.

You have more black friends than white friends, amirite?

There's only three other white people at my school, so I'd have to be pretty lonely to disagree with this.

You're happy the SCOTUS approved "ObamaCare", amirite?
Guys: You don't shower every day, amirite?

I have sports everyday so it would be pretty gross if I didn't.

Admit it, the world would be crazy if we all had to be the first thing we wanted to be. For example: A bunch of ninjas, princesses, pirates, etc. amirite?

I'd be a doctor and my sister would be a pole dancer.

You remember when games like Spy Fox, Pajama Sam, Freddi Fish, Putt Putt, and Backyard Sports were part of your childhood, amirite?

When ever I used to go to my grandma's house she couldn't get me to stop playing Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo, Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon, and Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise.

The Oakland Athletics have the least creative name for a sports team ever, amirite?

Yeah, you're right, sorry. I shouldn't have phrased it in a way that made it seem like the Athletics later became the Phillies. That was actually the Quakers (which you probably already know). I was just trying to exemplify how Philadelphia has very non-creative names for teams.

The Oakland Athletics have the least creative name for a sports team ever, amirite?

And the Phillies used to be the Philadelphia Athletics.

You know what your memory would be for the patronus charm. amirite?

When my dad returned from his tour in Afghanistan.

When vultures fly they aren't allowed carrion luggage, amirite?

I posted something like this a while ago and it got removed because it "didn't make sense".

It's a weird moment when you realize a word isn't pronounced the way you always thought it was, amirite?

I pronounced helicopter as "hekilobber" until I was 9.

Public transport is more fun than people give it credit for. You can be sat there when suddenly, BAM. Resident weirdo walks on, sits next to you, and you get a 10 minute story about how he fought apes in Vietnam with his Henry Hoover. Of course, the alternative is that you go home with 16 new undiscovered illnesses from touching anything, amirite?

A hobo kept trying to sit on my lap on the subway yesterday.

Romeo and Juliet isn't meant to be just a love story, it's about how sometimes love makes you do stupid things, amirite?

It was written to make fun of Italians, like many of Shakespeare's plays, because the English at that time hated them. He meant for the characters to seem stupid.

It is quite alarming when you suddenly forget what a simple word means, amirite?

What does "simple" mean?