ChaseSinclair

It's a weird moment when you realize a word isn't pronounced the way you always thought it was, amirite?

I pronounced helicopter as "hekilobber" until I was 9.

You know what your memory would be for the patronus charm. amirite?

When my dad returned from his tour in Afghanistan.

How come everyone wants to be X in tic-tac-toe? amirite?

Because X goes first.

Math needs to be more interesting: "David is caught with both pot and crack. David's pot is valued at $310 an ounce and his crack is valued at $450 an ounce. David had 3 times as much pot as he had cocaine. In total, David had $54,000 worth of drugs. Write and solve a system of equations to determine how many ounces of each drug he had. Estimate how much prison time he will receive", amirite?

310y+450x=54000
y=3x (He had three times as much pot as crack)
310(3x)+450x=54000
1380x=54000
x=39.13
y=3(39.13)
y=117.39

He had about 117 ounces of pot and 39 ounces of crack

You're happy the SCOTUS approved "ObamaCare", amirite?
Math needs to be more interesting: "David is caught with both pot and crack. David's pot is valued at $310 an ounce and his crack is valued at $450 an ounce. David had 3 times as much pot as he had cocaine. In total, David had $54,000 worth of drugs. Write and solve a system of equations to determine how many ounces of each drug he had. Estimate how much prison time he will receive", amirite?
You always wanted a certain pet you could never have, amirite?

a blue footed booby

You weren't harassed as a freshman in highschool, amirite?
Math needs to be more interesting: "David is caught with both pot and crack. David's pot is valued at $310 an ounce and his crack is valued at $450 an ounce. David had 3 times as much pot as he had cocaine. In total, David had $54,000 worth of drugs. Write and solve a system of equations to determine how many ounces of each drug he had. Estimate how much prison time he will receive", amirite?
@Nacklefoodle You're wrong, it's 32 and 97, like the guy above said. L2math.

How can David have three times as much pot as crack, but at the same time have less pot than crack?

You hate when someone pronounces your last name wrong, amirite?
You hate when someone pronounces your last name wrong, amirite?

My last names Sinclair, and I've had someone say Seen-clay-ear...

Admit it, the world would be crazy if we all had to be the first thing we wanted to be. For example: A bunch of ninjas, princesses, pirates, etc. amirite?

I'd be a doctor and my sister would be a pole dancer.

Math needs to be more interesting: "David is caught with both pot and crack. David's pot is valued at $310 an ounce and his crack is valued at $450 an ounce. David had 3 times as much pot as he had cocaine. In total, David had $54,000 worth of drugs. Write and solve a system of equations to determine how many ounces of each drug he had. Estimate how much prison time he will receive", amirite?
You weren't harassed as a freshman in highschool, amirite?
@Exploding_Chickens It was good until the "Freshmen suck" chant that started at the pep rally...

At my freshman pep rally the upperclassmen threw batteries at us and spray painted our hair.

It is quite alarming when you suddenly forget what a simple word means, amirite?

What does "simple" mean?