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When your diabetic its impossible to take a nap because everyone wants to wake you up to make sure your not in a coma, amirite?

I once had a diabetic. It was pretty cool. My not in a coma was a bit of an asshole, though.

Brettward95 +6Reply

You kind of wish you had some wicked scar with a cool story behind it, like :"Well, I was fighting the stingray that killed Steve Irwin when a rampant PETA supporter attcked me with a knife made out of tofu.", amirite?

Well I was one year old and this dark wizard broke into my house...

BreakfastFan +27Reply

How do you know if someone is vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you. amirite?

@Kashish http://ctrlv.in/117683 Click to expand

Chicken is a bird. Not a meat. Get your facts straight. Plus, she only eats on occasion, like when there's nothing else in the house. Like lol are you stupid?

Sergio +32Reply

Americans: you sometimes wonder if british people talk in an american accent to pretend to be something, like we talk in a british accent to pretend to be fancy, amirite?

@J_A_C_K This is applicable, right? My sister's friend had a British dude staying with her and we kept asking him stuff...

cricket

Anonymous +23Reply

Inner-city kids: making everyone else's scores "above average", since 1964, amirite?

That's why standardized state tests are so easy. "If Rahgov is building a square fence with 16 feet of fence available, how long will each side be?
A. 4 feet
B. Lil' Wayne
C. $59
D. Masturbation

BreakfastFan +110Reply

A good way to keep a girl would be to inject heroin into your nuts before you make love. Then when you jizz, you'll shoot heroin straight into her and she'll think you've giving her the greatest orgasm ever. And she'd be addickted to sex with you, amirite?

@ctiscooler I feel like it would be easier to just coat a condom with heroin.

That's just wrong, you sick fuck.

Anonymous +76Reply

The TV show The Big Bang Theory is a subliminal attempt at making America smarter, amirite?

I'd have to agreeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHsometimes that show puts forth valid pointsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAabout various fields of scienceHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SirCheekyBastard +12Reply

Atheists: if god isn't real, then how come grass stands straight up even though there's GRAVITY!? Christians: 1 Atheists: 0, amirite?

DAMN YOU AND YOUR FOOLPROOF LOGIC!

Cuban_B +26Reply

When you think about it, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler, amirite?

@Funnyplants You can't fuel one of the most powerful war machines ever with the money found in Jewish (and other minorities) homes

no you can't, but you can use money to buy powerful war machines, dumbshit.

alittleannoyed -7Reply

Coffee is an addictive substance. People who drink it have smelly breath. Nicotine is an addictive substance. People who smoke it have smelly breath. So why don't we see people yelling at coffee drinkers, amirite?

Because there aren't second-hand coffee drinkers.

Anonymous +30Reply

There's a failbook group called " I don't want a job, I just want money". That just goes to show how god damn lazy kids are these days. amirite?

Those damn kids these days! Back in my day we didn't have money! We worked for big rocks we used to throw at people and steal their belongings! And we enjoyed work and liked it! Otherwise we'd get fired! And it wasn't no "You're fired, get your ass out of here and never come back!" bull shit neither! They would set you on fire and you would die! Then people would throw rocks at you and steal your crap! Kids have it easy.

Lanz +22Reply

A German joke is no laughing matter, amirite?

I agree. Anne Frankly, I think jew should be proud of yourself for coming up with this post. I do nazi why people laugh at German jokes at all...