+151Friendship is like a vase. At any moment, an idiot (someone who is jealous of your friendship) could knock it off the table. You have to be the mother that stands guarding it and says "DON'T TOUCH THAT!!" to the idiot when they walk by. Always watch your vase. Never let an idiot break it when you're not looking. amirite?
-11Just a couple of years ago, if you tripped over something you were known as a "klutz." But, today, if you trip over something, everyone thinks its so awesome and they're all like "You're so cool! You just tripped!", amirite?
+25The road of life is not straight. There is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, red lights called enemies, caution lights called family. You will have flat tires called jobs, but if you have a spare called perseverance, and an engine called determination, you will make it to a place called success. amirite?
+34When I text you, "Hey, whats up?" I don't want to hear, "Not much, u?" I want to hear something interesting that will start a conversation. amirite?
+22Where did the phrase, "__ and __ sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g," come from? I don't actually see people kissing while sitting in a tree. amirite?
+13The Santa Amirite guy is discriminating against religions - he should be holding a menorah too. amirite?
+15No matter how much added flavoring they put in children's medicine, it still tasted incredibly gross. amirite?