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It's nice when women keep their cellphones in their back pockets, amirite?

Why is it nice?

Technically speaking, saying "I'm dying" is never incorrect, amirite?

However saying, im dead, is always incorrect

Matrix 4 is only being made to make Keanu Reeves get a haircut and a clean shave, amirite?

keanu reeves decides to get a haircut and a clean shave, and the matrix follows. fool.

The point of adulthood is when you start listening to the same radio stations that your parents used to, amirite?

I would say that is definitely a sign of being old is when you listen to radio instead of collecting music.

Your butt can expel all of the three states of matter, amirite?

what about the plasma poops

If you got a lung transplant from someone with CoronaVirus, you would probably get sick, amirite?

That's how infectious disease and organ transplants work, yes.

Boomer Vampires sucking the housing market dry and don't understand technology

In ~500 years children gonna dress up as soldiers not as knights. amirite?
When you die, the bacteria that kept you alive will eat you, amirite?

Nobel prize nominee

The only bonus of being a convicted felon is the fact you can't be drafted. amirite?
Most of the people out there believe in stabbing rather than chasing . amirite?
Buying a friend a toy for their birthday as a kid is the only time you actively shop for something you don't want. amirite?

I have never met a toddler that wants to go clothes shopping.

TYPING IN ALL CAPS WITH A DOT AT THE END. reads a lot louder than lower case with exclamation points!!! amirite?

Well at least for me the capitalization sets the volume and the punctuation sets the tone. So the first part was yelled calmly, while the second was told with excitement

In a thousand or so years, people will look back at us and think of us as unsophisticated, amirite?
Someone who teaches others how to fart better is a tutor. amirite?