I find people who randomly fall asleep while laughing kind of strange, actually.
I once forgot how to say "toes" in French, so I said "foot fingers" instead.
I like where this is going
I fucking agree with you completely. It annoys the shit out of me when a son of a bitch fucking cusses all the time. Makes them look like a real asshole.
Thank you. The one thing missing from my day was the knowledge that my drinking water was once King Henry VIII's scrotum water. God bless you.
One of which ships Jesus with Hitler. I shit you not.
I'm just going to add my two cents as if people care:
Many people are against abortion because it's killing a life. Well, picking weeds out of your garden is killing life too. Killing mosquitoes is killing a life too. In the time period that an abortion is permitted, the fetus is not yet aware. It cannot be classified as a human being yet, because it wouldn't be able to survive outside its mother's womb.
I think that an abortion needs to be thought through very carefully, but I think that, ultimately, the choice is up to the mother.
Now you're just somebody that I used to know </3
omgg i'm so uuugggllly
Facebook in a nutshell.
Wow this post is deep...
This concept also rings true with certain people.
Tell a bunch of people to fuck off.
"I don't like black licorice."
"YOU RACIST BASTARD."
I think that the love you were getting at is not the kind of love you want your brother to have for a cat.
Let me express my gratitude in pickup lines. (I'm a girl, so don't let this get weird or whatever)
Effie: Mahogany isn't the only wood I like.
Seneca: I may be head gamemaker but I won't be playing any games with your heart.
When we get together, even the birds will stop to listen.
Are you morphling? 'Cause I'm getting high on you.
:) none are original.
I actually like the series, but you're right. Who cares about the shower debate when you can look at that face?