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Somewhere, a devout cat lover has walked into a Catholic meeting and promptly realized he had misread the sign, amirite?
@Erythromania http://ctrlv.in/118350

Did you just have this ready to go or...

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You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
@1800023

I was completely caught off guard and actually laughed..

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Mothers: You sometimes wonder why your son needs to blow his nose so much more often than your daughter, amirite?

I doubt many moms visit this site.

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Maybe if "nice guys" didn't bitch and moan all the time about girls not paying attention to them, girls would actually pay attention to them. amirite?

If you're always going on about what a nice guy you ate, chances are you're not a nice guy.

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SEPTember=7 OCTober=8 NOVember=9 DECember=10 Your mind is blown, amirite?

I guess it's true what they say about people learning at different speeds..

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If a girl doesn't put out, she should have to pay you back for the dinner and movie, amirite?

If she puts out cause you bought her dinner thats prostitution.

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People with no friends: Sometimes you see people on facebook complaining about how they're stuck home on a Friday night and you think "Wow, your life must really suck; God forbid you stay home one friday. I'm stuck home every friday night.", amirite?
Guys: you'd take a girl's v-card if there were no strings attached, amirite?
@Len I don't understand, what's the difference between regular sex and taking a girl's virginity? Well, yes I understand...

There actually are girls who think "YOU WERE MY FIRST AND THEN YOU LEAVE ME WTF (cry2) "? They're not insane, losing their virginity just means a lot to them.

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If you have never kissed anyone or had sex, you kind of wish there was some kind of class on how to do it so you won't look like an idiot your first time, amirite?
@StickCaveman Porn.

EVERYONE TAKE NOTES! I know I am....

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My parents knew each other for 1 month, dated for 2 weeks, and have been married for 20 years. You just never know when two people are meant to be together. So society should just shut it when it comes to setting rules on how long two people should wait before getting married. Let the two partners figure it out for themselves. amirite?
You were pissed after reading The Hunger Games Mockingjay at the end when Katniss ended up with Haymitch, and Peeta and Gale went gay and ended up together, amirite?

Oooooohoho. You had me goin for a second

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It's almost disgraceful that there is a point in a lack of physical attraction people will tell you you're beautiful out of pity, amirite?
Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?

I like how you put the "fucking" in there. Makes it sound more passionate.

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