We got ourselves a high class prostitute over here.
Did you just have this ready to go or...
I was completely caught off guard and actually laughed..
I doubt many moms visit this site.
If you're always going on about what a nice guy you ate, chances are you're not a nice guy.
I guess it's true what they say about people learning at different speeds..
If she puts out cause you bought her dinner thats prostitution.
Wow, a POTD prediction with a date!
And this is why you werent invited..
There actually are girls who think "YOU WERE MY FIRST AND THEN YOU LEAVE ME WTF (cry2) "? They're not insane, losing their virginity just means a lot to them.
EVERYONE TAKE NOTES! I know I am....
Omg...if you could have seen my face when i read your first comment...
Oooooohoho. You had me goin for a second
I'm not gonna lie, i respect her and all..but she really creeps me out.
I like how you put the "fucking" in there. Makes it sound more passionate.