+112They say that 'old dogs can't learn new tricks', but I don't think that's true. I have a 16 year old German Shepherd who has just learnt how to play dead. He's also taught himself how to go a really long time without blinking and to decompose.
+244HILARIOUS PRANK: Create a system where people pay thousands of dollars to go to college, to get a job, to pay for having gone to college.
+18Being in the friend zone is like being friends with a person who you like except you also whine and complain about it a lot, amirite?
+144Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent
+114First Tiger Woods, then Lance Amsteong & now Oscar Pistorius.. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It".
+10Vagisil is really missing a great opportunity to have Alicia Key's song, "This Girl is on Fire" play on their already awkward commercials, amirite?
+150A relationship can end way before "I want to break up" as it can also start way before "let's go out"
+48Nobody ever knows "where that cop came from" when they get pulled over. amirite?