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+112They say that 'old dogs can't learn new tricks', but I don't think that's true. I have a 16 year old German Shepherd who has just learnt how to play dead. He's also taught himself how to go a really long time without blinking and to decompose.
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+244HILARIOUS PRANK: Create a system where people pay thousands of dollars to go to college, to get a job, to pay for having gone to college.
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+18Being in the friend zone is like being friends with a person who you like except you also whine and complain about it a lot, amirite?
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+279You look like such a dork in some of your old pictures, amirite?Image for post You look like such a dork in some of your old pictures, amirite?
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+144Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent
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+292Girls think it's really romantic when you take them on a date in a horse and carriage..... Until about the 3rd or 4th date when they realize that you just don't own a car. amirite? Dan Mintz Effinfunny Stand Up - Relationships - YouTubeeffinfunny.com presents dan mintz on relationships. the king of straight faced deliveryhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w67hexbu8eI
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+123It is really odd, but there's always that one person you know who seems to start every conversation with, "you haven't heard a word I said." Amirite? Reader’s Digest: Official Site to Subscribe & Find Great ReadsUpdated daily! Inspiring stories, hilarious jokes, and surprising advice on health, weight loss & more. Plus subscribe at the lowest rate!http://www.rd.com/
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+114First Tiger Woods, then Lance Amsteong & now Oscar Pistorius.. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It".
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+9Be mein?Image for post Be mein?
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+10Vagisil is really missing a great opportunity to have Alicia Key's song, "This Girl is on Fire" play on their already awkward commercials, amirite?
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+150A relationship can end way before "I want to break up" as it can also start way before "let's go out"
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+20Saw a kidnapping today. Decided not to wake him up though... amirite? PUNS (@omgthatspunny) | TwitterThe latest Tweets from PUNS (@omgthatspunny). Business inquiries: business@deckedmedia.comhttps://twitter.com/omgthatspunny
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+48Nobody ever knows "where that cop came from" when they get pulled over. amirite?
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+72Hats: You just want some head, amirite?
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+125Raisin' Bran: the inspirational story of a couple trying to raise a child made out of cereal, amirite?
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