+960Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom, amirite?
+465You can be whoever you want to be online. Its strange that so many people choose to be stupid, amirite?
+468Birthdays would be a lot scarier yet more meaningful if that was the only day you could die, amirite?
+281People with no friends: Sometimes you see people on facebook complaining about how they're stuck home on a Friday night and you think "Wow, your life must really suck; God forbid you stay home one friday. I'm stuck home every friday night.", amirite?
+164A real shoe goes on your feet without asking, changes colors to match your outfit, wants you to wear it no matter what kind of weather it is outside, cries with no shame, gets jealous, is protective over you, & wants to show you the world, amirite?
+345Every night, there's that 30 minute window of opportunity when both your mind and body crave sleep. You know you're fucked when you miss it, amirite?
+169After a while you realize that second chances aren't always to work things out, but to end on a better note, amirite?
+239Much like pigs, some people like to roll around in a pool of self-pity to make themselves feel better, amirite?
+162A heart has no sense of self-preservation, and most of the time its like a dog after a squirrel, stuck in the moment and blind to everything except what it's after, amirite?
+221For some reason, projecting your thoughts through speech or writing seems to make them truer and for lack of a better phrase more real. For example if you like someone and just keep it to yourself, it just seems like a flimsy thought that you're unsure of. But once you tell a friend through speech or text, it solidifies and you are more certain of your feelings, amirite?
+204We chase the things and people we can't have because what we really need is something to occupy our mind, to hope for, and to make the days go by faster, amirite?
+205When you're in a bad mood you want people to be jerks and assholes so you can snap at them without feeling guilty. But above all, you need desperately for them to satisfy your belief that the world and everything in it sucks to fuel your behavior, amirite?