Europe really can't criticise Brazil for what they're doing to the Amazon when basically every single natural forest in Europe has been cut down, amirite?
If you go 20 years into the future to meet your old self, you would find out that you've been missing for 20 years, amirite?
@DrFetusRN Not if you went back afterwards...

how will you see yourself after you've come back

If Superbowl ads are an indicator of trends for the future, we will all be driving electric cars purchased with crypto while holding a seltzer beer really soon. amirite?

heh, no thanks

Of all the potential mechanisms to open and close a food container, a metal zipper and fly or buttoning it up along button holes are ones that would never be considered. amirite?

I would so put my penis in that butthole lid.. So many reasons to not have a butthole lid..

Burgers seem unhealthy until you look at the ingredients, amirite?
American football should be called soccer, amirite?

other places call it soccer too though so this would just be more confusing, not less

Finding your glasses in the morning without dropping/breaking anything is Good Morning in every essence. amirite?
@Coeurdemonstre1 do people not put their glasses under their pillow?

I used to, but it would get dust all over it and even bent sometimes

if the odds of there being an armed maniac are high for any given location. then the odds of there being two armed mainiacs are stupendously high. Always carry a gun. It's safer. amirite?

I think you're the armed maniac man.

Melanin is kind of like human chlorophyll, amirite?

It's similar in that it is pigment?

The invention of lightbulbs was such a great idea that it became the symbol of ideas. amirite?

Before the lightbulb, whenever someone got an idea, a candle appeared above their heads

Yоu саn аdd lаnguаgеs tо yоur kеybоаrd thаt shаrе еnglish lеttеrs аnd mix thе twо kеybоаrds in diffеrеnt wоrds tо byраss thе аutо-mоdеrаtоr bоt's cеnsоrs. amirite?

Won't fool me.

You can scratch an itch yet also itch a scratch. amirite?

Itch instead of scratch as the verb is one of the reasons people think everyone hates the English. 20 odd yrs that has irritated me.

Our solar system is the same as the oxygen atom, once large centre energy source with 8 orbiting smaller ones, amirite?

Except oxygen only has 2 electron shells and they also dont orbit anything like planets do

It would actually be good for the world if a lot of humanity were to die off. amirite?

bill gates has entered the chat

BBQ sauce is superior to Ketchup/Catsup in any use case. amirite?

Also, can we just agree that people who say "catsup" are sociopaths?