+202If everybody that I know had a book written about them I hope I get a significant role, not just some guy in the background that makes no difference to the story. Thats how you make a difference in this world, you don't need to do something amazing that saves lives, or to be some huge public figure. Just make a difference to the people who count, the ones that surround you everyday of your life... amirite?
+919Fanfiction: because it would have been better if everyone had had sex, amirite?
+195 missed calls from your clique = You missed a party | 5 missed calls from your bestfriend = He/she badly needs someone to talk to. | 5 missed calls from your parents = Come home! It's getting late! | 5 missed calls from your girlfriend = WORLD WAR III, amirite?
+265The phrase "If I were you..." is possibly the stupidest thing anyone could ever say, because if you were really me than you wouldn't do what you're saying, you'd do what I'm going to do because your me, amirite?
+887They should make a gps that insults you for going the wrong way, "I said left stupid" "no no your OTHER right" "pull over you are too goddamn stupid to drive you fucking hobo", amirite?
+5What if your dad was made of rainbows, you'd be like "omg that's lame I want a dad made out of ninja robots", amirite?
+34Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy? Do you ever feel too shy? If so, you should ask your doctor about Tequila! It's the safe natural way to ease out of your shyness, and you'll discover many talents you never knew you had! Warning : May cause dizziness, nausea, vomiting, loss of clothes, loss of virginity, loss of motor control,.. amirite?
+31From a religious(Christian) point of view, gays would go to Heaven too. Yeah, it might be a sin, but no one dies free of sin regardless, so why would this be so different, amirite?