+1,519Dear scientists, Your mom says I'm big enough... Sincerely, Pluto. amirite?
+887They should make a gps that insults you for going the wrong way, "I said left stupid" "no no your OTHER right" "pull over you are too goddamn stupid to drive you fucking hobo", amirite?
+202If everybody that I know had a book written about them I hope I get a significant role, not just some guy in the background that makes no difference to the story. Thats how you make a difference in this world, you don't need to do something amazing that saves lives, or to be some huge public figure. Just make a difference to the people who count, the ones that surround you everyday of your life... amirite?
+551For my 18th birthday i am going to go to school in a suit and tie, also instead of a back pack i will carry a brief case... this is amazing, amirite?
+241"For every dollar a man makes a woman gets 70 cents." Now thats just mess up, if I'm the one working why should some random woman get 70% of my profit huh? I want the whole dollar not just 30 cents of it. amirite?
+353when you were little you disliked the opposite gender because you thought your own gender was more fun, but now you realize how stupid your gender is and surround your self with the opposite, amirite?
+288If your hands were made out of hot pockets, you would be the first to get eaten in survival situations. amirite?
+265The phrase "If I were you..." is possibly the stupidest thing anyone could ever say, because if you were really me than you wouldn't do what you're saying, you'd do what I'm going to do because your me, amirite?
+375The slogan for the new Xbox is, "It does everything." So, I guess that makes it the whore of the gaming world. amirite?
+193It's stupid to say, "We don't have time for this." Because if you added up the amount of time spent in your life just saying those words then you'd have enough time to do one of the thing that you supposedly didn't have time for, amirite?
+201Ladies, if you're gonna break a guys heart don't send him mixed signals. Just break it, don't make us try to figure out if you're going to take it or break it. amirite?
+175Facebook used to have an age limit... Wtf happened? it was better back then, amirite?
+349When you were little, if you could run UP the slide and make it, you were the coolest kid on the play ground, amirite?