Once there was a prisoner, and all he had in his cell was a bed, a calendar and a piano. How did he eat, how did he drink, and how did he escape?

You never specified that he did any of those things, so he didn't. And then he died.

You love puppies with kittens, amirite?
When doing geometry, you just want to yell "I have had it with these motherfucking shapes on this motherfucking plane!" amirite?
@This is funny!

Whoa. Kindness. On the internet. I... I think I need to lie down for a minute.

With all the controversial topics on this website you could easily write a good public speaking speech, amirite?

"Good morning teachers and students. I am here today to talk to you about gay marriage.

Are you stupid? What exactly is wrong with two people who love each other getting married? You're an ignorant, close-minded jerk is what you are. I'm not even going to respond to you anymore.

Also, I know that this site is to post your opinions, but that doesn't mean I can't comment saying how dumb you are and how dumb your opinion is. FREEDOM OF SPEECH. Look it up.

Lastly, your, their, *it's. If you can't even fix your grammar then there's no point talking to you let alone debating with you.

And that concludes my speech, have a nice day."

No matter how much she tries to convince you that a small penis is really not a problem you still can't help but think your girlfriend shouldn't have one, amirite?
@Skr3wBall According to Lady Gaga, if you're born that way, it completely justifies it.

He probably saw how silly it sounded but just thought, "Haha, screw it."

Rumour Has It that Adele is pregnant, amirite?

Well I wish nothing but the best for her.

Girls: When you like a guy, everything they do has a hidden meaning. Example: "He just glanced at me! He's obviously trying REALLY hard to contain our sexual chemistry!!", amirite?


Anonymous +25Reply
You think every marriage (gay or straight) should just be called a civil union (when it comes to the government) and religions can call the union whatever the fuck they want, amirite?
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good Going, America, amirite?

Yeah but how many states can you have sex with gay horses?

Saying "guns don't kill people, bullets do," is like saying "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has," amirite?


Anonymous +47Reply
Whenever a product has a Made In ___ label, it should include the country's flag. It would be a simple way to make consumers more knowledgeable, amirite?

All it would do is teach me what China's flag looks like,

Anonymous +150Reply
We spend quite a large amount of time online, going through different websites and pages and forums. We are all Internet Explorers. This whole time, we've only been hating ourselves, amirite?
It's weird thinking about things that could hapen to you. Maybe you'll wind up living in Malaysia, or maybe you'll become a household name, or maybe you'll get POTD today, or maybe you'll die from cancer. So many things could happen, amirite?

The 3rd is the least likely for me...