Guys: If Obama came up to you and randomly dapped you up and said "what's good ma nigga?"...you wouldn't know how to reply. amirite?
@AtheisticMystic Why only guys?

Because girls probably have a long speech already prepared for such a scenario.

Sometimes it's fun to play those old-school playstation 1 videogames from your childhood like Spyro, amirite?

The original Spyro is quite possibly my all time favorite video game.

It's easier to hate yourself when you're alone cause there aren't any stupid people around to make you feel superior, amirite?

I hate myself more when I'm with people, because I compare myself to them.

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The jolly face makes you look like Dr. Oz.

dear god the jolly face
O__O

You take Velcro for granted, but it's actually a pretty genius invention, amirite?

I've seen enough hentai...

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It would be fun to go up to a random celebrity, and ask them if they are a different celebrity, just to see if they'll go along with it. amirite?

Go up to Angelina Jolie and ask if she's Jennifer Aniston.

When playing Sims, you get frustrated when your characters waste time playing computer games instead of socializing or improving skills. Then you shut up. Amirite?
When playing Sims, you get frustrated when your characters waste time playing computer games instead of socializing or improving skills. Then you shut up. Amirite?

It's alright. If they want to improve their charisma, they can just practice in the mirror, because everyone knows that nothing makes you better with people than talking at your reflection for five hours straight.

No matter what your belief, it's very disrespectful to laugh at a religion and call the people stupid and naive for believing in 'fairy tales'. Joking occasionally is fine because it's harmless, but trying to prove you're better and smarter than somebody because they believe in something you don't is rediculous. amirite?

It pisses me off so much when someone says things like "God is Santa for adults" and things like that. I try to stay away from religious debates because I think insulting someone's beliefs is ridiculous. There's a good chance you aren't going to get an atheist to believe in God and you aren't going to get a Christian to abandon their religion because "it's stupid."

It's irritating when girls act all high and mighty just because they don't wear makeup, some girls need that makeup to feel decent about themselves or to cover up acne/acne scars. Not all girls that wear makeup are sluts, get over yourself, amirite?

No one NEEDS makeup. Makeup shouldn't be used to cover up anything. It should ne used to enhance your beautiful features.

It's irritating when girls act all high and mighty just because they don't wear makeup, some girls need that makeup to feel decent about themselves or to cover up acne/acne scars. Not all girls that wear makeup are sluts, get over yourself, amirite?
@Saigot Guys don't have make-up, most guys don't like make-up. you do not NEED makeup to do anything but hide insecurity...

NOT ALL WOMEN WEAR MAKE-UP FOR GUYS. I hate to put it so bluntly, but I don't give two fucks what some guy thinks of me. He won't see me in the mirror and feel like crap about having years of bad acne and then horrible reactions to products like Proactiv. Many other women including myself do it because we want to and you are in no position to call us insecure because you don't get it.

Most people you eat at McDonalds are fat, new to New York or desperate, amirite?

I only eat people at KFC

Saying "guns don't kill people, bullets do," is like saying "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has," amirite?

Gaping holes in vital organs kill people...