Because girls probably have a long speech already prepared for such a scenario.
The original Spyro is quite possibly my all time favorite video game.
I hate myself more when I'm with people, because I compare myself to them.
The jolly face makes you look like Dr. Oz.
dear god the jolly face
I've seen enough hentai...
Go up to Angelina Jolie and ask if she's Jennifer Aniston.
It's alright. If they want to improve their charisma, they can just practice in the mirror, because everyone knows that nothing makes you better with people than talking at your reflection for five hours straight.
It pisses me off so much when someone says things like "God is Santa for adults" and things like that. I try to stay away from religious debates because I think insulting someone's beliefs is ridiculous. There's a good chance you aren't going to get an atheist to believe in God and you aren't going to get a Christian to abandon their religion because "it's stupid."
No one NEEDS makeup. Makeup shouldn't be used to cover up anything. It should ne used to enhance your beautiful features.
NOT ALL WOMEN WEAR MAKE-UP FOR GUYS. I hate to put it so bluntly, but I don't give two fucks what some guy thinks of me. He won't see me in the mirror and feel like crap about having years of bad acne and then horrible reactions to products like Proactiv. Many other women including myself do it because we want to and you are in no position to call us insecure because you don't get it.
I only eat people at KFC
Gaping holes in vital organs kill people...