No way! It's finally back and if they wanted us happy then... Yeah, We Are! Amirite?
It's good for teenagers to watch porn. If they're not sure of their orientation, they can masturbate to porn to find whether they're gay, lesbian, bisexual, or straight. They can also find out what types of fetishes they have. amirite?
why test on animals, when we have rapists and pedophiles in prison, amirite?
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert should run for president, amirite?
converse are still the most comfortable things in the world, amirite?
Guys: you are bothered by arm hair on girls, amirite?
If you could change anything about your face, it would either be your acne or your nose, amirite?
When you think about it, stubbing your toe really shouldn't be as painful as it is, amirite?
Sporks are the greatest success in breeding inanimate objects, amirite?
It's a weird feeling when you know a character from a book so well and like them so much you kinda wish they could know you too and you could be friends, amirite?
Sometimes you've had the urge to kiss a random stranger, amirite?
The best time to wear this striped sweater is never, amirite?
If you watch pregnancy backwards, it's about a she-monster that absorbs a fetus into her vagina and keeps it in her vagina for 9 months absorbing it's nutrients, then a man puts his penis into the vagina and sucks up all of the remains. amirite?
Girls: You wouldn't want your hair to grow past your butt, amirite?
If you think about it, you wouldn't have to make very much money if you were a vampire. No need for toilet paper, food, health/dental insurance, maybe not car insurance or even gas (you could feasibly just run everywhere), razors and other bath products, etc. You could probably work part time and still have a pretty decent place, provided feeding on humans didn't break the bank for you. Amirite?