No way! It's finally back and if they wanted us happy then... Yeah, We Are! Amirite?
I'm missing something...
It's good for teenagers to watch porn. If they're not sure of their orientation, they can masturbate to porn to find whether they're gay, lesbian, bisexual, or straight. They can also find out what types of fetishes they have. amirite?
Ah yes, it certainly is wonderful to form the habit of senselessly objectifying other people at a young age for one's own self satisfaction. Definitely.
why test on animals, when we have rapists and pedophiles in prison, amirite?
Just because they have made poor moral choices does not mean we are allowed to take their human dignity. They are people just like everyone else.
Colbert did run in the last election.
converse are still the most comfortable things in the world, amirite?
Crocs. Just sayin'.
Guys: you are bothered by arm hair on girls, amirite?
If you could change anything about your face, it would either be your acne or your nose, amirite?
Either get rid of a mole, have smaller cheeks, or nicer gums.
When you think about it, stubbing your toe really shouldn't be as painful as it is, amirite?
Yeah, that happened to me yesterday. Sad day.
Sporks are the greatest success in breeding inanimate objects, amirite?
A close second:
It's a weird feeling when you know a character from a book so well and like them so much you kinda wish they could know you too and you could be friends, amirite?
Lord Henry from The Pictue of Dorian Grey. If we were real and straight, I'd tap dat.
Sometimes you've had the urge to kiss a random stranger, amirite?
If by "sometimes" you mean "all the time," then yes.
The best time to wear this striped sweater is never, amirite?
I'd wear this proudly.
If you watch pregnancy backwards, it's about a she-monster that absorbs a fetus into her vagina and keeps it in her vagina for 9 months absorbing it's nutrients, then a man puts his penis into the vagina and sucks up all of the remains. amirite?
The mysterious case of Benjamin Button...
Girls: You wouldn't want your hair to grow past your butt, amirite?
I definitely read that wrong and thought it said something about hair growing from your butt.
This is going with the Twilight vampire ideal, though.