If you knew you were dying in 60 seconds, what would your last words be?
There are an infinite number of numbers in the world, and an infinite numbers of numbers with the number 7 in them. But there are more plain numbers than numbers with the number seven in them. But both are infinite, so there's technically more of an infinite numbers of numbers than the infinite number of numbers with 7, amirite?
Girls: You've considered the fact that you could be going through all this education, just to end up becoming a stay at home mom, amirite?
Squirrels can't be boys because squirrels eat nuts, amirite?
Optimist: "The glass is half full." Pessimist: "The glass is half empty." Realist: "Either way, the glass needs to be washed." Idealist: "One day, cold-fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy." Oppurtunist: "I drank the water already." Which one are you?
I realize that putting humans to death is not an answer, but how humane is it to let them suffer far past the point of no-return? We can put an end to our pets' misery and suffering, but we force our human loved ones to sometimes excruciating pain and agony during their final months, days and hours. There's something not right about this.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
It would be crazy if college was like the hunger games. Before you left you could only see three of your loved ones for a limited time. What you took with you was limited so that you could only focus on school. Every week, depending on your GPA, the lowest scorers would get killed. If you brought distractions like phones, alcohol, etc. you'd get killed. And only the top 3 scoring in the class would live to be successful and alive from the college. That would be crazy, amirite?
There's really nothing wrong with a person breastfeeding in public, amirite?
The biggest difference between high school and college is learning how to manage all your free time, amirite?
Sometimes you feel like you need to use a semicolon, because it makes you look smart; amirite?
Being on amirite is way better than doing your science homework that is due tomorrow, amirite?
If there was a microchip containing all human knowledge and you had the option of having it implanted in your brain, you would decline, amirite?
You can still remember your first day of high school, amirite?
Sometimes you really just want to take a gun to the speakers on the ice cream truck that plays that song over...and over...and over... amirite?