+169Girl Scout cookie season is strategically placed right as everyone is giving up their New Years resolutions. Those bitches aren't messing around
+155It's weird how "'I' before 'E' except after 'C'" is a rule that when weighed against others is practically seized with exceptions that can be used at one's leisure. It has to be either heinous trick by english teachers or a rule that needed better surveillance before being told to everyone, amirite?
+187Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming
+189If you ever want to kidnap someone, just throw a blindfold on them and tell them they are going to be in a Febreeze commercial, amirite?
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+412You love that time of night when everybody's gone to bed and you feel like the last person on Earth, amirite?
+432If you dated Taylor Swift, you should have an 'orange' theme. Orange flowers, orange jewellery, orange food. Then, when it came time to break-up, do it with an orange letter inside an orange. That would make her break-up song hard to write, amirite?