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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?

repost? im pretty sure i have this up(:

It's likely that millions of wizards secretly use Avada Kedavra to kill some annoying bug. amirite?

im loving how we can have a whole convo about harry potter and no one asks questions xD

It's impossible to explain a specific Asian, amirite?

Like..you cant ever describe a certain asian say;jackie chan and another asian how would you be able to describe them to tell them apart?To another person.If that made sense xD

HA! YOU FLINCHED! ...well yeah..you almost punched me in the face. amirite?

NO ONE CARES :)

Have you ever noticed how the Mexicans work at McDonalds and the whites work at taco bell? amirite?

(totally not being racist)

You just love how the person posting all the racist comments is anonymous. Grow some balls and let us know who you are and quit it with the stupid fuck comments. amirite?

ahahahah yeah and you're the gay one for being an anonymous bitch x)

Have you ever noticed how the Mexicans work at McDonalds and the whites work at taco bell? amirite?

I was just stating something -.-

Crumple-Horned Snorkacks are real and people need to stop doubting Luna, amirite?

xD I love how a whole bunch of people read this and knew exactly what was being talked about without a second thought.

HA! YOU FLINCHED! ...well yeah..you almost punched me in the face. amirite?

i dont think anyone cares?

It's awkward at sleepovers when you wake before the other person and your not sure if you should wake them up or just wait, amirite?

...i play on my phone or else make annoying sounds and stare at my bestie xD

"i don't understand why you're always texting! just make a phone call." well , when you're texting you can use cool little smiley faces, you'd be more bold, & you don't have to make up some lame excuse like "uhm. . . yeah, well, i have to go do...stuff, i'll call you later.", amirite?

yeah texting is always fun for talking about people who are in the same room xD

If somebody was named "Sexual", it would be awkwardly funny to say "bye" to them amirite?

LOL..it took me a second..and then I said it out loud and the lightbulb went off xD

men's english ; i'm hungry = i am hungry; i'm tired = i am tired; nice dress = nice cleavage!; i love you = let's have sex now; i'm bored = do you want to have sex?; may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you; can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you; do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you, amirite?
"i don't understand why you're always texting! just make a phone call." well , when you're texting you can use cool little smiley faces, you'd be more bold, & you don't have to make up some lame excuse like "uhm. . . yeah, well, i have to go do...stuff, i'll call you later.", amirite?
@pullthetrigger__ hahaha , yeah. then nobody in the room is talking, it's nice. haha.

until theres that akward silence and ofc the one persons like "so who you textin" lol

You just love how the person posting all the racist comments is anonymous. Grow some balls and let us know who you are and quit it with the stupid fuck comments. amirite?

did anyone else see the stupid morgan freeman thing?! i mean come on really? stupid uneducated hillbilly :|